Local fat guy celebrates team victory

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@ChicopeeChip doesn’t he remind you of all the Connecticut Patriot’s fans who were giants fans when the Pats stunk?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its especially pathetic because this fat idiot has never stepped foot in a sporting environment in his entire life. This is simply a facade to pretend he's a man's man.

Its so hilarious. These are the people that are the most vocal about what changes the team should make in the off season. Like they have any idea what they are looking at on the field. Its all basic hot takes that they heard on espn.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

A) notice that he's practically the last one to react. He's hammered and doesn't know a lot about sports.
B) he appears alone. There's no one near him when he cheers and he buts into the other guy's talking head.
C) he's shitfaced and they aired this to mock how fucking hammered he is. They could have easily cut him out but didn't. He's a joke and if this was me I would have been humiliated.
D) just a month after Norm/11.

 

[captainjapan]

Fatrick: "Niki, I was on TV tonight, did you see?"

Niki: (Whose cunt is pumped up to 384 PSI with niggerfarts) " Sure Pat, I saw you"

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Fat fag:

Look at this dysgenic freak. That dark yellow around his eyes is repulsive, and you can see how glassy his eyes are even from this angle. That disgusting lump of fat under his chin.

What is this grimace attempting to convey to the reporter?

 

[LiberalPussy]

Fucking drunken pest inserts himself into the moment like a faggot.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Fat fag:

Nice of guy next to Patso holding onto Niki's transportation

 

[guest]

What is this, 2019? So much new fatty material.

Always so many goodies around Christmas.

God bless us, everyone.

 

[Snake]

Mrs. Tony - He's so fruity.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

C) he's shitfaced and they aired this to mock how fucking hammered he is. They could have easily cut him out but didn't. He's a joke and if this was me I would have been humiliated.

The news always airs the stupidest person available. There are compilations of them on youtube.

 

[sShenaniganz]

If only you knew how bad things really were

 

[BudDickman]

Fat fag:

What is even going on in this picture? That guy looks like he's had enough of Pat's douchebaggery and is telling him to shut the fuck up, and Pat is like "I'm just trying to support the team".

 

[AntSucks]

He's got such a fat alcoholics body and such little girl arms.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Horse's ass

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

“My entire adult life”

He definitely didnt start watching until they moved out of a real baseball park for real fans, and into that aircraft hangar monstrosity that accommodates consoomers around 2001

This is a perfect description of Miller Park. The worst ballpark I’ve ever watched a game. Even worse than New Comiskey.

 

[1073waaf]

If only you knew how bad things were

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What the hell is protruding from the guy on the left’s gums?

 

[LiberalPussy]

The news always airs the stupidest person available. There are compilations of them on youtube.

Hide yo (lack of) kids! Hide yo (second, uglier) wife!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

By the way, anyone notice Mario Lankeith Robinson laughing in the background. This was one of his comedy bros from his "I'm an author/comic" phase. I wonder if he had some sort of falling out with this crowd and that's why he no longer pretends to be a comic.

I think that a lot of it has to do with Patrick simply not being (intentionally) funny.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hide yo (lack of) kids! Hide yo (second, uglier) wife!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"This is a team of destiny!"

Nice LCS loss, stupid.