Local fat guy celebrates team victory

[Harry Powell]

He’s watching the game alone and everyone else is there with friends. Nobody likes frat Pat.

Or any version, really.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Exactly. My peak fanboy years for my team were 8-16. Stopped going to games with my Dad for a few years and was a TV fan for a few years. Don't give a shit anymore, got more important things to worry about. Just like everything else, Fat has got sports fandom wrong.

As a kid you either like at watch it with your dad / family and if you don’t like it you avoid watching it and don’t pay attention. Also playing sports helps (which we all know Pat didn’t do) which is something you do as a kid. You don’t wake up in your mid 20s and say OMG I LOVE SPORTS NOW! like frat Pat. He’s the fakest sports fan to the point he can’t even celebrate properly like the other fans.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He looks so fucking ridiculous with that backwards hat. That look is douchey even if it's some 20 year old, in shape college kid but a fat, 40 year old just looks absolutely ludicrous. When you take into account that he's not even a real sports fan either, it just becomes doubly retarded.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"ref flag laws"

improper holding penalties should be punishable by law, child.