Just came balls deep into a fat chick

[Petworth dude]

if she’s fat for American standards, i don’t even dare to imagine the kind of pig Philly just shot his load into.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) for @NortheastPhilly , the greater Philly area is full of fat pig bitches

 

[Stent]

This thread won't be as funny for NEP in 9 months.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

+1

The best ....... THE BEST head and they always, ALWAYS swallow.

I will join this prestigious club. The last comment I received in regards to that by a fat chick was like a month ago. Apparently the taste of my semen got more sour. Oh, what a time to be alive.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

This thread won't be as funny for NEP in 9 months.

If that happened, this would be me REAL quick...

 

[Stent]

If that happened, this would be me REAL quick...

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I hate the fact that a sign saying "I'm with them" could now refer to some mental defective who goes by they/them.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Flavia doesn't speak spanish. It would be "deus meu" in portuguese. really takes me out of the moment. Pat-tier level 2 duolingo bit account, yo.

If anything, the fact that it's in horribly broken Spanish makes it even funnier.

No offense sir, but this is like looking at a Mewler bit account going "CHING CHANG LING LONG" and getting upset that it's not proper Mandarin.

 

[Wa4892]

It's one week later ...... You two love birds have a second date set up yet??