Just came balls deep into a fat chick

[RaggotFetard]

I’ve fucked my share of fatties. They always gave the best head and had the best feeling pussies. Never brought em around my friends or family tho.

 

[guest]

And ya dont see me complainin

Torquie is a coward and he’s also gay

I need dimensions on this broad. Are we talking torpedo tits, shelf booty with a Buddha belly? Plenty ’O Hips and Thighs? Ass, ass and more ass? Paint a picture for me, sir. I’m all out in the wind here.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I need dimensions on this broad. Are we talking torpedo tits, shelf booty with a Buddha belly? Plenty ’O Hips and Thighs? Ass, ass and more ass? Paint a picture for me, sir. I’m all out in the wind here.

I basically fucked Betsy Resto

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You can call torquie gay but, you were the one in the navy. Gay guys usually go for fat chicks.

 

[guest]

I basically fucked Betsy Resto

She’s not Dabessdo! I’m just being silly. I’ve said this before (ribs or no ribs) I’d cum gallons of my liquor emaciated semen into land whales like her.

Maybe it’s a self loathing fetish type thing but as Rodney once imparted,’ Ya slap the leg and ya ride the wave in! Oh!’

 

[Huh?]

I basically fucked Betsy Resto

Betsy's kinda like the Mendoza Line for fat chicks. Nothing to be proud of but you're still getting on base. Any lower than that and you're getting sent back to AAA.

 

[Wa4892]

I’ve fucked my share of fatties. They always gave the best head and had the best feeling pussies. Never brought em around my friends or family tho.

+1

The best ....... THE BEST head and they always, ALWAYS swallow.

 

[guest]

If my friends find out about this I will be abused for at least 5 years

You posted about it in off-topic brother.
We all know already. You drunk?

 

[Wa4892]

You have to buy her lunch the next day and crush up a couple plan B’s in her food. Use 2 if she’s over 150 lbs

I cannot advocate the Plan B part of this comment but, if you call her say "I had a lot of fun last night, are you free for lunch?" you will have on-demand access to pussy for at least, the next three years.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If my friends find out about this I will be abused for at least 5 years

Quasi, get new.northeastPhilly.net on standby.

 

[Harry Powell]

Even just sitting at the games menu. Anything to get away.

This is the primary factor in my celibacy, if we exclude being a gay faggot

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

+1

The best ....... THE BEST head and they always, ALWAYS swallow.

Why do fat chicks give the best head? They have to.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was in love with this fat chick I lived with for a year or two. I thought she was “thick” at the time but I now recognize it as obese. Anyway she sucked at giving head but her vagina was ridiculous. I think all the fat squishes and compresses it or something.

 

[guest]

I was in love with this fat chick I lived with for a year or two. I thought she was “thick” at the time but I now recognize it as obese. Anyway she sucked at giving head but her vagina was ridiculous. I think all the fat squishes and compresses it or something.

i dont know if you were joking or not but I asked and apparently it may be somewhat true. bigger women have less sexual dysfunction than smaller ones and especially really in shape muscular ones. not sure why exactly but maybe because being fatter increases estrogen.

and this part is my is my guess; maybe fatter chicks just get more turned on because they have lower self esteem and they're more excited to be getting the attention.

 

[guest]

and they always, ALWAYS swallow.

A meal's a meal, y'know.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How fat we talking? Don't pull an Artie, give us a pornstar equivalent

 

[Stent]

I’m a sucker for spontaneous fun

 

[guest]

if she’s fat for American standards, i don’t even dare to imagine the kind of pig Philly just shot his load into.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

if she’s fat for American standards, i don’t even dare to imagine the kind of pig Philly just shot his load into.

You ain't lived 'til you've had a proper Nantucket sleighride, pal.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fat chick's need love to. You were doing the Lords work.

Extra credit for not pulling out.