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Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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The teacher line really hurt him. He sucked at school in every way.
I always figured it was his mom who talked down to him like that. Josiah could have changed it up with the Quiet Game. That might have driven pat even more crazy .. if he even noticed, the fat narcissistic pigfaggot
 

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I always figured it was his mom who talked down to him like that. Josiah could have changed it up with the Quiet Game. That might have driven pat even more crazy .. if he even noticed, the fat narcissistic pigfaggot
That would have been funny. A 6 hour phone interview of pat ranting and trying to provoke a response
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I think he was at home pretending he was in a public space in order to look like the type of guy that goes out a lot with "friends"
I suppose if Hooligans got a number of calls complaining about the fat gentleman screaming into his phone outside the bar and saturday, and how it made us uncomfortable that could be hilarious
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I suppose if Hooligans got a number of calls complaining about the fat gentleman screaming into his phone outside the bar and saturday, and how it made us uncomfortable that could be hilarious
Has he even been back to Hooligans since he found out the Huff Post piece was fake? you know he bragged about to the staff / customers about how he was going to part of a nation news story (gamergate 2.0!?!?) and most likely embellished even more. He was out when he learned it was all fake and had a 30 minute public freak out.
 

Clint Ruin

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Has he even been back to Hooligans since he found out the Huff Post piece was fake? you know he bragged about to the staff / customers about how he was going to part of a nation news story (gamergate 2.0!?!?) and most likely embellished even more. He was out when he learned it was all fake and had a 30 minute public freak out.
He's probably trying to figure out how he can pay the post to write an article about him so he can pretend everything went well.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He's probably trying to figure out how he can pay the post to write an article about him so he can pretend everything went well.
I really hope he stops going there out of pure embarrassment. He’s probably been oinking about this to everyone there for months only to have fallen for a hoax. His own ego might not let him go there due to everyone knowing he fell for a troll after proudly claiming he’s the smartest person ever. He purposely made sure to always be at Hooligans for the interview calls just so he could brag about it.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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The fucking guy is an embarrassment. It's beyond frustrating that he is seemingly unaware of how fem he is.

I've fucking said it before, directly to him even: he's not masculine. Embracing the fact that he's a fem fucking wuss would be way better optics than to front that he's some bar room brawler while being laughably soft. Some of my best friends are pussy as fuck, but I don't like them any less for it.
 
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The direct approach doesn't work with Patrick because he isn't a man and he can't handle the truth. I liked the Josiah tapes when he thought he was talking to a huffpost reporter and he was sucking up to him and making himself look like an absolute buffoon.

Not to play Monday morning quarterback, but I would've liked to have seen Josiah gently grill Pat a little bit on his many inconsistencies, just to see him fumble through some bullshit explanation while he's still trying to suck up to a superior. You can tell that Pat regarded Josiah as a superior because he wasn't totally insulting and dismissive.
 

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Has he even been back to Hooligans since he found out the Huff Post piece was fake? you know he bragged about to the staff / customers about how he was going to part of a nation news story (gamergate 2.0!?!?) and most likely embellished even more. He was out when he learned it was all fake and had a 30 minute public freak out.
He was there today.
 

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Not to play Monday morning quarterback, but I would've liked to have seen Josiah gently grill Pat a little bit on his many inconsistencies, just to see him fumble through some bullshit explanation while he's still trying to suck up to a superior. You can tell that Pat regarded Josiah as a superior because he wasn't totally insulting and dismissive.
Fuck that. I knitpicked, in my head, some of the Josiah's interviews with my questions. Josiah probably has had a few woulda-coulda--shoulda moments himself. But that shit was pure, and brilliant. There's no criticism warranted
 
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The direct approach doesn't work with Patrick because he isn't a man and he can't handle the truth. I liked the Josiah tapes when he thought he was talking to a huffpost reporter and he was sucking up to him and making himself look like an absolute buffoon.

Not to play Monday morning quarterback, but I would've liked to have seen Josiah gently grill Pat a little bit on his many inconsistencies, just to see him fumble through some bullshit explanation while he's still trying to suck up to a superior. You can tell that Pat regarded Josiah as a superior because he wasn't totally insulting and dismissive.
If "Josiah" had pressed him too hard on his BS or anything embarrassing, he probably would have hung up much sooner. Ultimately the reason he decided to bail was that Josiah brought up his pegging fetish, which he is embarrassed by.
 

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If "Josiah" had pressed him too hard on his BS or anything embarrassing, he probably would have hung up much sooner. Ultimately the reason he decided to bail was that Josiah brought up his pegging fetish, which he is embarrassed by.
It is funny how certain things penetrated his wall of canned phrases and elicited actual responses. Such a fascinating pig-man hybrid.
 
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