Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[UnPRePared]

I was camping this weekend and had no service so I'm just getting around to listening and this is just incredible. He's even more fucking unhinged and crazy then I thought.

It's called "Glamping", child. A hotel is roughing it enough for me, Atalker.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Aged well, no date on it in archives

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Aged well, no date on it in archives

Nobody wants to see her unmasked

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Nobody wants to see her unmasked

I almost have respect for this beast. She very quickly stopped engaging and deleted every social media account we knew about. Fat should have tried that.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nobody wants to see her unmasked

 

[Harry Powell]

I almost have respect for this beast. She very quickly stopped engaging and deleted every social media account we knew about. Fat should have tried that.

At the very least it makes her orders of magnitude smarter than Pat

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

At the very least it makes her orders of magnitude smarter than Pat

I was about to say that she's easily a thousand times smarter than Pat, but I got distracted when I almost wrote "pounds" instead of "times."

Of course she's a wiccan. That word is basically a synonym for "fat girl." Ooo, a powerful magical witch who focuses her will to cause change but can't seem to lose any weight.

 

[FurBurger]

Patrick clarified in an email to Josiah that it was "a professional organization that he was a part of". It was the SFWA 100%.

Is there any way to see that email? Because if Rick's complete lack of self control brings down a 56 year old writing institution.... I'm never going to stop laughing.

Does their Grievance Committee know that their officers can be held personally liable for misuse of charity funds? As in, the IRS fine them directly?

(Fun fact: Frank Abagnale, the "Catch Me If You Can" conman, now works as a security consultant for large companies. He suggests that if an employee rips off a company for a large sum of money and then flees, you should declare it as a theft and claim it back on your insurance, as well declare it as taxable income for that employee - and don't deduct taxes from it. That way you don't need to worry about it and the IRS will hound them forever. The IRS do not forgive, they do not forget, and they are bankrolled by the US government to make examples of people; particularly people who abuse their charity status.)

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Frank Abagnale, the "Catch Me If You Can" conman, now works as a security consultant for large companies. He suggests that if an employee rips off a company for a large sum of money and then flees

Like, say, stealing $10,000 in cash from Mel Karzizstan?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Like, say, stealing $10,000 in cash from Mel Karzizstan?

Mister Muhhooligans

 

[aRTie02150]

I don't normally post on this side of the forum but I'm gonna say that the 1:30 - 1:40 has broken my ribs beyond repair.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I don't normally post on this side of the forum but I'm gonna say that the 1:30 - 1:40 has broken my ribs beyond repair.

That part of the interview was kind of chilling. He just switches personalities all the sudden and in a creepy voice he says, yessss chillld.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The more you listen to this, the more disturbing it becomes.

That first "yeeeees, child" is legitimately psychotic. It's like his mother possesses him for the rest of the call. Truly chilling stuff. And fat.

 

[fricklefrackle]

The more you listen to this, the more disturbing it becomes.

That first "yeeeees, child" is legitimately psychotic. It's like his mother possesses him for the rest of the call. Truly chilling stuff. And fat.

He's a self-professed drunk with anger management issues and demands to be feared.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It's clear that all of the brothermen involved structured this like a legit project so I imagine there was a fair bit of project management in place to successfully deliver.

I'd love to hear a behind the scenes view into what it was like to actually work with Patrick from a day-to-day perspective. How responsive was he once you built trust, how often did he reach out to you, did you have to manage any calendars, were there any last minute cancellations, how were your interactions with medium, etc?

 

[Harry Powell]

What was this idiot trying to say when he said “Oh and by the way, you’re not the only one”

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What was this idiot trying to say when he said “Oh and by the way, you’re not the only one

He was talking to the sleeve of Oreos he inhaled

 

[FurBurger]

What was this idiot trying to say when he said “Oh and by the way, you’re not the only one”

Fat was contacted by two people, "The Mole" and Josiah.

...although they might be the same person, and I do wonder whether it's Fatrick doing both voices in those calls, possibly without being aware he's doing it.

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s so clear on relistening that he’s barely holding it together. It’s why he loses all composure and just repeats the same shit over and over. He’s on his heels and can’t think of anything else.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It’s so clear on relistening that he’s barely holding it together. It’s why he loses all composure and just repeats the same shit over and over. He’s on his heels and can’t think of anything else.

Pat's continuous childing is his version of Chris Chans curse-ye-ha-me-ha. It's the way he expresses himself when his brain won't allow him the vocabulary to respond. It's also a reflex out of frustration. He's on the spectrum and mama Raven and her DLTIW is why Pat is like this.