God imagine this morherfuckers goofy face staring at you as you open presents with the kids.
He would rather have this than go visit his dying mother
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joseph is having a really, really shitty Christmas
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He would rather have this than go visit his dying mother
Joe is a genuinely pathetic individual. His celebrity worship is an another fucking level.
KISS look strange without the makeup.
Boomers are living in the fucking past where a “third world socialist nation” is a commie dictatorship shithole like Yugoslavia. (I don’t know my slavic history but it’s one of those shitholes.) Now a days most first world countries are socialist. America isn’t entirely there yet but these old dummies fail to realize shit like public school is socialism. I just hate how these faggots act when the opposing party gets in because its no better than liberals who thought America was doomed after Trump got elected. The system isn’t gonna change retards. I can’t imagine panicking over politics like this everyday and genuinely believing my country was falling apart. Just enjoy your retirement cowhead and stop talking.
Slash, Frankie Carbone, and some Long Island skifooza
Towering and young JC
Not to pull a Paul Weimar but Warrens gonna grow up to be a handsome dude . Doesn’t seem to have a single Cumia gene in him. God bless him.
You don't see a resemblance to Anthony? I mean without the cystic acne problem?
I honestly am. I was planning on doing a Christmas Joe post but the cow gave us something 100x better than I could have. He really motherfucked my holiday posting on the board.
At some point he post about how he was able to salvage the day. Please post that when he does.
Idk, seems to me like Joseph has totally bombed this Christmas. I’m willing to bet that Layla’s presents were either unpurchased or Dawn spotted big bro and had them waiting for her in Myrtle Beach. Now she’s in LI with Moo and Sea Hag and no semblance of Christmas at all.
And Joe is hysterically mooing at the teevee again, just like any other day. Most of the country was crippled by terrible weather, it was all over the news since last week, yet somehow the obese dolt missed it and assumed he'd be able to hop on a cheap flight to gay Myrtle Beach, where absolutely no one with a brain is going right now. And he can't just laugh it off and admit he fucked up, he has to find someone to blame for his bloated ineptitude.
Blaming the opposite political affiliation on bad weather is usually a libtard move.
Ugly tree, and even-uglier family.
Fuck you, Warren, you little faggot. I'd love to stuff that sweater up your ass and set it on fire.
Layla is going to get some guitar picks and some candy from the corner store for christmas.
I have been to Yugoslavia when it existed, it wasn't bad as far as a communist country goes. It was the summer and the broads all along the coast were gorgeous
In Greece when you vote for a party, it's a sweeping change because of the winning parties political ideology. For most of my life the new democratic party was in charge and they are roughly the conservative capitalist party. They are far more liberal than American conservatives and far less capitalistic than American Democrats even. For a long stretch in the 80s the socialist party was in power. There was never a loss of personal wealth or property, in fact, it was never even considered. The biggest changes you'd see mostly was to social security, and social programs. Prostitution is legal in Greece and no matter the party that always stays legal, so there are major political differences than American and Greek politics. Alcohol is widely available and the official drinking age is 16 again no party really fights this.
Drinking in public is also allowed
The big 3 parties are the new democratic party, the socialist and the communist. The communists have never held power and I think the most they've ever gotten was 17% of the vote.
So when ole moo cow moans about this freedom, I can tell you even understand republicans he lives under more regulations and rules than one of those scary socialist nations.
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I’m jealous, we didn’t do duck this year. In just a couple of days you’re going to be making potato wedges using the duck fat and having an amazing time and having so much fun, and we hate that!
Fuck yeah, and making bone broth for duck soup and very nice gravy.
However, any holiday meat is wonderful. Ham, turkey, Cornish hens are pretty good too. We were gonna try for a goose but fuck paying 65 dollars for a bird.