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He just blamed a xmas storm on the libs. He has lost it. I hope he has a miserable xmas.
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Dr. Moo Cumia > Professor Patrick S. Tomlinson Esq.CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (not really)
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Like a normal person would have. As usual, Joe blew it, and can't accept that his buffoonery is the real problem.Joseph could’ve easily gone a few days before. He doesn’t have a steady gig or anything.
And now he's waddling around the house, in a pissy mood, ruining the day for everyone else, all because he thought he'd cleverly outwit "the system" by flying on Xmas Day, in the aftermath of a country-wide winter storm. I guarantee that for the last few days, Joe was gloating to anyone who'd listen about how smart and wise he was for getting one over on the airline.I love that this fuckface is angry on Christmas Day. I'm comfy as fuck, just baked some pies for the family dinner, and merry as can be because I am a hard working and practical Millenial, not a lazy Boomer idiot.
Duck is roasting, cookies made, fireplace roaring, and mashed potatoes about to be cooked to go with the ham and everything else. Gonna have just a taste of the eggnog and some brandy after that, and I don't have to worry about my glycemic index or gout either.I love that this fuckface is angry on Christmas Day. I'm comfy as fuck, just baked some pies for the family dinner, and merry as can be because I am a hard working and practical Millenial, not a lazy Boomer idiot.
I don't have to worry about my glycemic index or gout either
I hope it falls off the tree, shatters, and Joe steps on it with bare feet, gets an infection, and dies.
I bet he didnt have anything to make xmas dinner so he has to find a store that is open and spend a couple hundred bucks on groceries. They have been giving travel warnings all week and now he acts surprised. I love seeing him make a fool of himself.Duck is roasting, cookies made, fireplace roaring, and mashed potatoes about to be cooked to go with the ham and everything else. Gonna have just a taste of the eggnog and some brandy after that, and I don't have to worry about my glycemic index or gout either.
No more turkey, ham, green beans, and mashed potatoes on the holiday table this year…I bet he didnt have anything to make xmas dinner so he has to find a store that is open and spend a couple hundred bucks on groceries. They have been giving travel warnings all week and now he acts surprised. I love seeing him make a fool of himself.
my great granny was a Polio survivor and had health problems for decades after from it. I think she would've preferred to get a vax instead of getting the virus! i love brother Joe but he should stick to politics and music instead of science because he is an expert on those topics!"Multiple infection and recovery is your best defense against ANY VIRUS" he mooed. What about HIV and Ebola, Dr Joe? Should we all seek to get infected ASAP to protect ourselves from HIV and Ebola? Brain-dead dolt.
All he needs is some plantains and beans and he can rustle up some kind of garbage dish #lowglyemic #yummyI bet he didnt have anything to make xmas dinner so he has to find a store that is open and spend a couple hundred bucks on groceries. They have been giving travel warnings all week and now he acts surprised. I love seeing him make a fool of himself.
Thank you for reminding me of this.How is that investment in trump merch working out joe?
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