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He’s realizing that he will soon be all alone for thanksgiving in the future. Just him, the sea hag, and layler. She’s almost college age so for sure she’ll be spending time with whatever boyfriend she lands, no way she’ll be taking him home to meet her dumb ass boomer father.
I think that heart surgery really sped up Ant finally leaving NY. He cant hang out and party like he was with his employees. No more long nights out at the bar, no more rippin dabs with LOS, No more partying at that content house in the Poconos, No more binge drinking and yelling at COD til the wee hours of the morning. Hell he might have go easy with his karaoke now too. It will be interesting to see what Ant ends up doing now after that heart scare. His life has to totally change if he wants to live.He’s realizing that he will soon be all alone for thanksgiving in the future. Just him, the sea hag, and layler. She’s almost college age so for sure she’ll be spending time with whatever boyfriend she lands, no way she’ll be taking him home to meet her dumb ass boomer father.
Apparently it has to do with his kid, that’s what I always assumed anyway. He probably pays child support (lol, I mean AntH does) and has to stay in state until ol’ pizza face turns 18. That’s gotta be like 2-3 years away? He’ll be furious and definitely take it out on the kid instead of being a man and realizing he blew all of his savings on dumb shit. By the time he moves down to SC the party will be over and he’ll have missed out big time.I think that heart surgery really sped up Ant finally leaving NY. He cant hang out and party like he was with his employees. No more long nights out at the bar, no more rippin dabs with LOS, No more partying at that content house in the Poconos, No more binge drinking and yelling at COD til the wee hours of the morning. Hell he might have go easy with his karaoke now too. It will be interesting to see what Ant ends up doing now after that heart scare. His life has to totally change if he wants to live.
Joe is going to be so jealous and have FOMO with Ant and Dawn in SC. That means Joe will have to plan for holiday travel and that will be another expense he probably cant afford to do 2-3 times a year. So he will be alone face timing dawn and Ant having a good time. Sounds like Joe far more stuck in NY than I thought.
I think the daughter reason held water 4+ years ago but now realistically 2 years would be the soonest he would be ready to move even if she was out of school right now. After getting the news its going to cost him some crazy amount. If Im remembering correctly, Joe did a refi at the same time Ant did his MCMansion. At least thats what I though was mentioned when Ant was selling his place and people did a deep dive on the property value. If thats true then Joes exit cost might be close to $80k. Joe is going to totally pressure Ant to foot the bill on his exit and relocation costs.Apparently it has to do with his kid, that’s what I always assumed anyway. He probably pays child support (lol, I mean AntH does) and has to stay in state until ol’ pizza face turns 18. That’s gotta be like 2-3 years away? He’ll be furious and definitely take it out on the kid instead of being a man and realizing he blew all of his savings on dumb shit. By the time he moves down to SC the party will be over and he’ll have missed out big time.
BIG BROTHER IN DISTRESSI think the daughter reason held water 4+ years ago but now realistically 2 years would be the soonest he would be ready to move even if she was out of school right now. After getting the news its going to cost him some crazy amount. If Im remembering correctly, Joe did a refi at the same time Ant did his MCMansion. At least thats what I though was mentioned when Ant was selling his place and people did a deep dive on the property value. If thats true then Joes exit cost might be close to $80k. Joe is going to totally pressure Ant to foot the bill on his exit and relocation costs.
He gets thirsty at timesWhat’s the deal with the fucking water bottle?
Ha! I didn't notice it at the dinner table. Maybe it's got some Republican approved water in it. Liberals need not buyFair enough, but it’s the same one he obnoxiously put on the thanksgiving table with his boomer compatriots. It’s annoying. We get it, you’re “healthy”. Shut the fuck up. Btw, he probably drinks so much water that it’s flushing him of electrolytes and shit.
Maybe I’m just grouchy today. I really am picking on Joseph too much. Sorry!
7 Grand a year for full landscaping and early morning snow removal (for people who go to work in the morning) sounds about right.
It just boggles my mind that with a free handout plus free promotion on gigs that paid him that Joe didn't just buy land and have a decent house built so his daughter could inherit something more than plywood guitars and plantain peels.
I guess it's just laziness. Joe doesn't even mow his own grass or shovel his own snow and now the chickens are coming home to roost and what the fuck can Joe do? Maybe he can put on the blue vest and greet people at Walmart and check receipts lol
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