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Joe's teeth are falling out. Finances in DISTRESS!

Slackjawed Cow

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lol 4 months in that cabin to come back and have to spend more than you made on dental care
Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.
 

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Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.

If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?

He’s food stamps level poor. I’m pretty sure Carole doesn’t get remarried because they rely on her alimony. It’s shameless, at least Ade hustles.
 
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If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?

He’s food stamps level poor. I’m pretty sure Carole doesn’t get remarried because they rely on her alimony. It’s shameless, at least Ade hustles.
I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).
Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.
Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?
 

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If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?
Thats what I dont get. Thats some easy math once you find out the pay they are offering. Especially with him saying he has a booked schedule upon returning. Just stay home and do your schedule. He is making it sound like after a month he did the math and now he cant justify it. Like he is just finding this out.
 

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Thats what I dont get. Thats some easy math once you find out the pay they are offering. Especially with him saying he has a booked schedule upon returning. Just stay home and do your schedule. He is making it sound like after a month he did the math and now he cant justify it. Like he is just finding this out.

Maybe he realised boomer English people don’t have a culture of tipping and they certainly wouldn’t tip some swarthy mixed race American New Yorker.

@TorpidSloth comment?
 

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I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).

Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?
I hope it causes the teeth on the other side to fall out too
 
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I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).

Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?
He most certainly thought he was going on an all expenses paid vacation as a featured entertainer. Surely he would get to lounge poolside while being served free top shelf liquor and towels. Fresh crisp linens awaiting him when he returns to his spacious cabin for an afternoon nap before a solo performance that evening for adoring throngs of people on the main stage.

Instead he’s a name tag wearing bottom rung employee squirreling away leftover spitback from nearly empty patrons cocktail glasses.

The terms were all spelled out in his paperwork, but who bothers to read all that right?
 

Slackjawed Cow

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That's an entire side of his upper or lower mouth. If he has been missing all those teeth for 30 years the jaw will have lost a lot of bone. He might not even be able to get implants.
Im going to laugh if he ends up with super white dentures.

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