Joe's teeth are falling out. Finances in DISTRESS!

[whippinghuskies]

MAGA!!!! NO UNISERSAL HEALTHCARE AND AFFORDABLE DENTAL!!! Joe really is one of those kykes like Soros who participated in the death of his own people. The guy's a bum.

 

[CruisinColin]

You know when an elderly person takes a fall and then never really recovers? This job is Joe's fall.

 

[NoBacon]

lol 4 months in that cabin to come back and have to spend more than you made on dental care

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

lol 4 months in that cabin to come back and have to spend more than you made on dental care

Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.

 

[NoBacon]

Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.

If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?

He’s food stamps level poor. I’m pretty sure Carole doesn’t get remarried because they rely on her alimony. It’s shameless, at least Ade hustles.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?

He’s food stamps level poor. I’m pretty sure Carole doesn’t get remarried because they rely on her alimony. It’s shameless, at least Ade hustles.

I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).

Since he says that he makes the same money at home, if he would have stayed home, he could have had it fixed already instead of waiting 2 months and still be in the same place financially that he is in now. This whole trip is a net negative.

Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he made 3500 a month playing the fruit stall and TGIFs, why would he do it in a tiny cabin 7 days a week for 4 months?

Thats what I dont get. Thats some easy math once you find out the pay they are offering. Especially with him saying he has a booked schedule upon returning. Just stay home and do your schedule. He is making it sound like after a month he did the math and now he cant justify it. Like he is just finding this out.

 

[NoBacon]

Thats what I dont get. Thats some easy math once you find out the pay they are offering. Especially with him saying he has a booked schedule upon returning. Just stay home and do your schedule. He is making it sound like after a month he did the math and now he cant justify it. Like he is just finding this out.

Maybe he realised boomer English people don’t have a culture of tipping and they certainly wouldn’t tip some swarthy mixed race American New Yorker.

@TorpidSloth comment?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Maybe he realised boomer English people don’t have a culture of tipping and they certainly wouldn’t tip some swarthy mixed race American New Yorker.

@TorpidSloth comment?

Are you calling me a boomer, short stuff who is 4 years younger than me? Just to clarify.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).

Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?

I hope it causes the teeth on the other side to fall out too

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I really think he's just so dumb, that he imagined himself either poolside or at the casino when he wasn't playing. Probably had all sorts of ideas about only gambling his tips, and trying to double them every night (he probably had the facebook triumph post about it mentally drafted already).

Do you think he's enjoying eating all food on one side of his mouth?

He most certainly thought he was going on an all expenses paid vacation as a featured entertainer. Surely he would get to lounge poolside while being served free top shelf liquor and towels. Fresh crisp linens awaiting him when he returns to his spacious cabin for an afternoon nap before a solo performance that evening for adoring throngs of people on the main stage.

Instead he’s a name tag wearing bottom rung employee squirreling away leftover spitback from nearly empty patrons cocktail glasses.

The terms were all spelled out in his paperwork, but who bothers to read all that right?

 

[Stent]

That's an entire side of his upper or lower mouth. If he has been missing all those teeth for 30 years the jaw will have lost a lot of bone. He might not even be able to get implants.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That's an entire side of his upper or lower mouth. If he has been missing all those teeth for 30 years the jaw will have lost a lot of bone. He might not even be able to get implants.

Im going to laugh if he ends up with super white dentures.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Im going to laugh if he ends up with super white dentures.

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Toilet bowl teeth. @porsalin comment

 

[Stent]

Im going to laugh if he ends up with super white dentures.

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At least that would finally make part of him white.

 

[guest]

I get cracking/losing a tooth over 60 years but to have 5 in a row in your thirties replaced is wild.

way to unironically talk like pat, stupid.
look into the abyss long enough....

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

way to unironically talk like pat, stupid.
look into the abyss long enough....

Or it was intentional.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Im going to laugh if he ends up with super white dentures.

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Won't be the first time Anthony paid for a leech to get new teeth

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

So is he going to be walking around the cruise without 5 teeth for the next 3 months? Or will this be enough of an excuse to cancel the contract and head home?

Only time will tell

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Won't be the first time Anthony paid for a leech to get new teeth

@CapeVerdean Porch Pirate this is a reference to the mother of Melinda, the girl who ended Anthony's marriage who he dated for 9 years, well before the Jill Nicolini saga started