Joe's teeth are falling out. Finances in DISTRESS!

[RoSmokedCrack]

Reminder: Joe isn't even earning 10k on this cruise.

Let's see you pay CASH now, broke motherfucker.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

And he's not even a quarter of the way done with this nightmare. He's crumbling to dust in a floating prison, but it'll be all worth it for the future gigs

 

[TorpidSloth]

Gross

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Love boomers that pretend losing half of your mouth in your late 30s is normal as if the toothbrush, floss and fluoride are some newfangled 21st century thing.

 

[Dennyislife]

And he's not even a quarter of the way done with this nightmare. He's crumbling to dust in a floating prison, but it'll be all worth it for the future gigs

He's said in a wordy rant he's not doing it again unless the money is significantly more. It won't be. He's just filler for people going to dinner in a corridor

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He's said in a wordy rant he's not doing it again unless the money is significantly more. It won't be. He's just filler for people going to dinner in a corridor

You're saying Moo's stellar performances aren't good enough to advance within the company?

Like Moo works for the cruise line rather than some kike cruise labor pimp firm?

Demands:
Bigger stall
Premium hay
Top billing over other livestock

Comp'd!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

FJB!

 

[Harry Powell]

Love boomers that pretend losing half of your mouth in your late 30s is normal as if the toothbrush, floss and fluoride are some newfangled 21st century thing.

They loooove to act outraged at the bill that comes due in their 60s too. Sir, I realize $15k is a lot of money but every single aspect of this was PREVENTABLE BY YOU!

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

WE'RE TAKIN ON WATER, MR. CUMIA!

 

[wbgreen]

With the dental bill, he's going to lose money on this cruise!

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

He’s literally an elderly, rotting, retard.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

They don’t do implants at the homeless shelter cash only dentist.

Those are like $5k EACH, not $8k total like he thinks it is.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Love boomers that pretend losing half of your mouth in your late 30s is normal as if the toothbrush, floss and fluoride are some newfangled 21st century thing.

I don't mean to sound daft, but who fuck lets their teeth rot to the point of needing them removed other than crackheads and retards that don't brush their teeth? I mean who doesn't have 5 minutes twice a day to brush and floss?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Joe's cruise experience has provided some of the best milk from him in a long time. It's almost more fun than when he used to be fucked with directly.

He's floating around in the middle of the ocean with his teeth falling out and having to sleep in a tiny unventilated storage closet at night all while pretending he's having a great time. It's fucking great. I can't believe there are months more of this to come. Never change, Joseph.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Since he don't have that implant money no mo, he should look into a partial plate. Fun to pop out at parties!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I get cracking/losing a tooth over 60 years but to have 5 in a row in your thirties replaced is wild. My ribs are aching that he will make negative money after this trip and he still has a couple more months to go. This whole cruise is a disaster and Im soaking it up like a biscuit.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Im soaking it up like a biscuit.

It's a really rich, flavorful gravy.

 

[bumbum8]

How the hell is he gonna chew his cud now?

Also, being in a foreign country, probably in pain, with half a mouth isn't what I expected to happen to old Joe on this cruise, but here we are. I imagine he's going to start drinking more to deal with the pain.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Anthoooony whats up ohh did I wake you? what time is it there in south carolina? oh yeah? this timezone is killer. yeah its 11 here, just got done with another set oh by the way the funniest thing just happened you are not going to believe this

 

[Coonskin]

CHEW THOROUGHLY