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Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

Slackjawed Cow

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TorquieTwoBeers

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The mini cans thing has been broken down for him several times. He pays more for less.
On top of that, he's buying the Zero Sugar version. There's no calories in those. I'm not sure why they even exist. The whole point of the mini cans is to limit your caloric and sugar intake by having you drink less of it.

Per UG's website, he's paying $7.50 for a 10 pack of 7.5 oz cans (75 total oz). At the same store, a two liter (67.67 oz) is $2.99. He's paying double the money just so he can drink his sugar free, zero calorie soda from a tiny can instead of a bottle. He doesn't even need to shop in a different place to save money. It's like he's insisting on going to a dildo store where they test them out on you right then and there, choosing the biggest and widest dildo in stock, then bitching on Facebook that his asshole hurts. And blaming it on Biden.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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On top of that, he's buying the Zero Sugar version. There's no calories in those. I'm not sure why they even exist. The whole point of the mini cans is to limit your caloric and sugar intake by having you drink less of it.
He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.
I'm guessing he's just an idiot and thinks he's making healthy choices when the healthy and frugal choice is buy a Britta filter and drink your fucking tap water.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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He is using the sugar thats already in whiskey. You wont even know its diet. Im guessing he is trying to limit the hangover from all the sugar.
Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.


$1.62 for 67.6 oz. Joe is paying $7.50 for 75 oz. I have to open up a flamboyantly Italian specialty market on Long Island because if the people there are even half as stupid as BroJoe, I will make a killing.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.


$1.62 for 67.6 oz. Joe is paying $7.50 for 75 oz. I have to open up a flamboyantly Italian specialty market on Long Island because if the people there are even half as stupid as BroJoe, I will make a killing.
Its the carbonation. He likes it with that fresh fizz. A 2 liter would be flat by the time he gets to the last half. You cant easily replace the fizz of a freshly opened can. I suppose you could say Mcdonalds did with the amount of carbonation they have in their sprite and coke fountains.
 
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Wait so he's not even drinking them out of the cans? He's using them as mixers? Just flushing money down the shitter. Buy a 2 liter, Joe.


$1.62 for 67.6 oz. Joe is paying $7.50 for 75 oz. I have to open up a flamboyantly Italian specialty market on Long Island because if the people there are even half as stupid as BroJoe, I will make a killing.
You also have to pay deposit in NY, so on a two liter it would be an extra 5 cents, but an extra 50 cents on his mini cans. He's an absolute retard.
 

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Ugh, thanks Obama Biden.

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