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Joe goes to Uncle Giuseppe's - gets ripped off AGAIN

Slackjawed Cow

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He’s such a lazy cow. Do your shopping online, stupid.
Its a great way to avoid the crowds if you need some stuff from a store. I never did grocery pick up until a couple weeks ago when I accidentally placed an order for pick up instead of delivery. I usually avoid walmart like the plague because I hate going in there. It was pretty easy. Drive around back and call a number. They bring it out and you dont have to deal with the public. Might use it again if I need anything from there.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Mini ginger ale and V8 are staples
I did a thread on this last time he pulled a similar stunt. He will *never* in these posts allow the contents of the bags to be visible because it's not going to be a dozen eggs, rice, beans and quart of milk.

They're full of shit like imported Italian cookies and prepared portions of Manicotti, etc. Every time he does this his usually compliant followers point out how absurd it is
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Joe could have worked in a hardware store or at a guitar centre or anything menial and non stressful and had an easy life combining it with his allowance from Ant.

If he just put some of his handouts away in index funds he’d have quite a nice nest egg by now.

He’s almost certainly not contributed much to social security either.
He also could have had a simple weekly job and do his “gigs” on the weekends. I’ve worked with guys over the years who did that - worked regular Monday - Friday jobs then on the weekend might play a bar for fun. Not Joe because he wants people to think he’s a pro musician which means not having a normal job.
 

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Joe could have worked in a hardware store or at a guitar centre or anything menial and non stressful and had an easy life combining it with his allowance from Ant.

If he just put some of his handouts away in index funds he’d have quite a nice nest egg by now.

He’s almost certainly not contributed much to social security either.
American term for Joe is ‘shitbag’
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Plastic bags are banned in NY so Joe not only is going to an expensive grocery store and bitching about the high prices but is also refusing to get a reusable bag and paying for his bags each time. It’s not a lot - maybe 50 cents to a Buck a bag but when you’re bitching about prices it’s pretty stupid to pay 2-3 bucks each time for bags instead of bringing your own. But sure Joe - it’s all Biden’s fault!
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Plastic bags are banned in NY so Joe not only is going to an expensive grocery store and bitching about the high prices but is also refusing to get a reusable bag and paying for his bags each time. It’s not a lot - maybe 50 cents to a Buck a bag but when you’re bitching about prices it’s pretty stupid to pay 2-3 bucks each time for bags instead of bringing your own. But sure Joe - it’s all Biden’s fault!
Pretty sure they have reusable guseppie bags. Dumb shit forgot them. I want to see the receipt. I spend $80 and walk out with 4 bags all the time. I want to see these "staples".
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Plastic bags are banned in NY so Joe not only is going to an expensive grocery store and bitching about the high prices but is also refusing to get a reusable bag and paying for his bags each time. It’s not a lot - maybe 50 cents to a Buck a bag but when you’re bitching about prices it’s pretty stupid to pay 2-3 bucks each time for bags instead of bringing your own. But sure Joe - it’s all Biden’s fault!
Those bags he keeps buying are reusable. Cumias just can't do ANY sort of planning. He probably throws them out. I have a bunch I keep behind the seat of my truck but I usually forget to bring some in with me and in that case I load the shit back into the cart and push it out to the truck. Like this guy is actually a retard. There are ways to save a couple bucks and they aren't just for poor people. All you need to do is pay attention.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pretty sure they have reusable guseppie bags. Dumb shit forgot them. I want to see the receipt. I spend $80 and walk out with 4 bags all the time. I want to see these "staples".
They usually charge you per bag but I can see Joe refusing to every bring his own has some protest that makes him spend more money each time because he won’t bring his own
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Those bags he keeps buying are reusable. Cumias just can't do ANY sort of planning. He probably throws them out. I have a bunch I keep behind the seat of my truck but I usually forget to bring some in with me and in that case I load the shit back into the cart and push it out to the truck. Like this guy is actually a retard. There are ways to save a couple bucks and they aren't just for poor people. All you need to do is pay attention.
You know he left the house with the intention to make a facebook post about high grocery prices. Its self inflicted wounds. Probably drove past 8 stores that would have been cheaper but he had to make this post.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Those bags he keeps buying are reusable. Cumias just can't do ANY sort of planning. He probably throws them out. I have a bunch I keep behind the seat of my truck but I usually forget to bring some in with me and in that case I load the shit back into the cart and push it out to the truck. Like this guy is actually a retard. There are ways to save a couple bucks and they aren't just for poor people. All you need to do is pay attention.
Knowing Joe I bet he sees it as some kind of protest or “middle finger” to the man that he refuses to use the reusable bags and then bitches about his grocery bill. Everything he does is retarded - buying soda at a high end grocery store and I’m sure it’s all stuff in the bags he could get for less if he went to regular shop rite / acme / etc. but NOT JOE!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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You know he left the house with the intention to make a facebook post about high grocery prices. It’s self inflicted wounds. Probably drove past 8 stores that would have been cheaper but he had to make this post.
It’s like going out to a bar and complaining about the beer prices. You know it’s going to cost more than if you drank at home, stupid.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Knowing Joe I bet he sees it as some kind of protest or “middle finger” to the man that he refuses to use the reusable bags and then bitches about his grocery bill. Everything he does is retarded - buying soda at a high end grocery store and I’m sure it’s all stuff in the bags he could get for less if he went to regular shop rite / acme / etc. but NOT JOE!
I almost never buy/drink soda but every once in awhile I get a hankering. I went down the soda isle and was shocked how much they charge now. 2 liter of coke was like $2.45. This is at one of cheaper stores too. Now Ill just grab a 2 liter of Shasta for $1.25. Im not paying for name brand soda anymore unless its on sale.
 

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There's something kind of perfect about a bow legged idiot walking out of a store with two small bags of groceries costing $130 wearing a sleeveless Call of Duty shirt and getting into a Mini Cooper.
A Mini Cooper is a Humvee compared to his fucking Gucci Barbie car. My mom had one for a very short time and she hated it and only referred to it as "my faggy little car." She asked me to take it for a spin once and I was like "...nah."

I don't think Fiat ever made a car that wasn't gay. My dad had an old Fiat Spider that everyone would shit their pants over for some reason and it always seemed on par with a faggy Miata to me even as a kid. Something ended up getting fucked up on it and it was like impossible to find the part at the time.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I almost never buy/drink soda but every once in awhile I get a hankering. I went down the soda isle and was shocked how much they charge now. 2 liter of coke was like $2.45. This is at one of cheaper stores too. Now I’ll just grab a 2 liter of Shasta for $1.25. Im not paying for name brand soda anymore unless it’s on sale.
The only thing I can justify buying soda-wise is Diet Dr Pepper / Dr Pepper Zero. Incredible soda when the mood strikes.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I’m also calling bullshit on the “no lobster” remark - Joseph Cumia brags constantly about eating scrambled eggs with lobster bisque / lobster tail. How do you explain those two giant boxes of eggs next to the bags, Moo? Even if he didn’t buy any shellfish / bisque, how many eggs does this dumbass eat!
 
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