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Joe Cumias DD214
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6:40 eradicated my ribs
"There's only two of you idiots left." Brian Gilgore & Dan Mullen of Somerville Massachusetts strike again.
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Joe Cumia to Somerville Dan: "You've been trying to get a hold of me for a month, atalker"
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Jesus Christ, TYFYS. The funniest part is, the cow isn’t even wrong about half the shit he’s saying. He’s just too retarded. I also liked lawyer joe. “When did I claim to be a combat veteran”, nice semantics, stupid.
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He constantly wears that hat and t-shirt and knows why he does. Guarantee if he's ever been asked about his clothes and service he's never admitted he only served about 9 months before he "got bored". Say that shit to *real* veterans while wearing your Airborne costume and you're getting your ass handed to you and will leave whimpering with your tail between your legs.
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"I just decided that's not what I wanted to do with my life"
Then he LARPs as a veteran the rest of his life. I love this boomer idiot Joe.
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He even had the gall to wear that costume on the People's Court show! "I'm gonna wear dis shirt and duh judge and audience are gonna think this fucking guy is guilty of disrespecting a veteran!! Unamerican commie traitor, I tells ya!"
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“No one cares” is what they finally land on when they know you’ve got them bang to rights.
But it did sound like he was throwing down the gauntlet by taunting you that there’s no way you can affect his life. That’s called asking for it.
But it did sound like he was throwing down the gauntlet by taunting you that there’s no way you can affect his life. That’s called asking for it.
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This nigger.
Also lol at him claiming he’s not racist. Dude we all are, that’s not what’s hurting your reputation.
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"Jump School" = taxpayer funded skydiving trips
"Motorpool" = sitting around being useless and tinkering with radio equipment... on the taxpayers' dime
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I wish he’d explain how nine months in training turned into the core of his entire identity.
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I don't know if anyone here listened long enough to his retarded phone-ins to da show, but if I remember correctly they would ask "Brother Joe THE VETERAN" for answers about military shit when it was topical, or just bring it up when his trying to be funny became too embarrassing for everyone.
All of Anthony's hangers-on were always Sacred Cows, so no one was allowed to to make real jokes about them, and Joe was #1 Cow.
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lol he almost said "that im a pedophile" but managed to stop himself
Did he actually jump out of planes? A cursory look at his report card makes me think he only did the training to prepare to jump out of planes but never really jumped out of planes. George Bush Sr. jumped out of a plane when he was 90, maybe we can pay for Joe to do a skydiving trip and see if he wets himself. It would be really funny to find out after all his Airborne cosplay that he was relieved of his duties due to panic attacks about heights
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“You’re not white.” My favorite moment of the call.
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This and the cat chiming in to meow in agreement.
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Yes, his plan for his life was to reap as much undeserved glory as possible from nine months of training. The fact that he starts out asking why you think he didn’t serve four years was the first tell. And he never answered your question about using VA services.
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“Honey, that retarded guy is playing in his back yard again!”
Ahhh yes, Joe's clever ruse to find out exactly what you know about his separation. I think he did answer that he never used any VA benefits which I assumed meant health care, but from friends I know, VA health care is so frustrating to use that only people in a really rough spot actually depend on it.
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He brags about how he never used the GI Bill, as if he did it out of loyalty to the taxpayer and not his utter lack of ambition.