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Joe Cumias DD214
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I can’t believe I’ve found the day where I regret Patposting. Maybe I am a baby child atalker. Props to @Zombie247 for alerting me to this.
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Is he eligible for VA benefits?
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I think Joe might have changed his number it always says busy when I try and call him now
He’s not even considered a vet. Don’t worry though, he pays his dentist in cash and doesn’t splurge on novocaine
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It doesent really work that way. DEP covers the time from when you sign the contract until you go to basic. He went to basic, ait and airborne school. You don’t get to do that then get out. He got separated at Bragg which probably means he did something stupid once he was assigned to his unit (probably smoked some dope and got caught) and was discharged from there. So he passed all training but got separated in duty. By serving more than 160 days he qualifies as a Veteran, but can’t claim all benefits since he didn’t complete a full enlistment period.
Only reason I know this is I did 6 years as a commissioned officer in the Air National Guard. The Air Force and Army share a lot of the same service coding.
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TYFYS
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LOL he is a washout
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Wtf is wrong with Patrick Tomlinson? LOL
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What a joyous occasion. I’m expecting a Bovine Essay in the next few days.
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You boys are outdoing yourselves lately.
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So so so you're going to disbelieve a veteran and father of four could serve 9 months before leaving for legitimate reasons? The army saw the need for America to be blessed with the greatest tribute artist ever and told him they weren't willing to risk his well-being.
He has graduated to pretending he’s other people. Find Ian Fleming and manga911 on twitter. On Facebook he’s Layla river. And he and nana also enlist trusted cm subs to share slobrojoe rants elsewhere. The things that trigger a rant (before this latest bit of heroism) have been his blue oyster dolt video, nana’s a broke weirdo comments and “so you’re only 16 and don’t know dick about the internet”
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Cocksucking before don't ask don't tell
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There's Layla River on facebook and he's still on Twitter I think but I can't remember the gay name
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@Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! he has military plates on the barbie car doesnt he? That counts towards some preferential treatment that im sure we can fuck with em about. I think if we get in on his local retired vet Facebook groups and VFWs and shit we could get more milk outta this.
I wish u/XterraRoc was still around. He was dying for the dd214 and was all military took it all involved personally and comedically at the Same time.
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There's a measure of pride to be had for completing basic and jump school, but I would never refer to myself as a vet, and certainly wouldn't wear that hat.
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How bad do you think Joe abuses this? I want some official to investigate this shit. Fuck him.
Wouldnt doubt it if he went through all that just to avoid the $19 registeration fee or whatever the fuck
Wouldnt doubt it if he went through all that just to avoid the $19 registeration fee or whatever the fuck
No proof he completed anything. 9 Months, he washed out, anything he enrolled in will be listed. They were just happy to be rid of him. He kept this form hidden because he had never seen it, he had no idea what was in it. The fact that he spend 9 months at camp and got discharged is the tip of the iceberg. There is something he is hiding and it is going to be hilarious.
"180 days of active duty not counting training or 1 day in a combat zone" pretty sure he never did anything BUT training and bullshit. Thank YOU for your service and remember that we support you, but slowbrojoe did nothing but training and likely failed at everything he tried. He is not a vet and I'd fight anyone who tries to claim he is.