Joe Biden Shits His Pants and Dies - Official Press Conference Thread

[Hudson]

Ho Lee Shit.....Stick a fork in him.

 

[Kinderman]

The creepy whispering he does when they tell him to stop yelling in his earpiece is hilarious every time. One extreme to another. He's done this for over three years now.

That whispering thing was bizarre. Psssst, it’s not gonna happen!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No one could possibly think this was a good idea. Either the leftist jews are absolutely retarded or they're embarrassing Big Joe on purpose.

Patrick is watching this and cheering on his exemplary performance

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ok fag.

What's Ben Shapiro up to these days?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Twitter is gay and 'right wing circles' is Pat level queerness from the other side.

All social media is gay but Twitter is the least gay in my humble opinion. It is there where I learned that Tom Hanks is a paedophile and that Joe Biden is actually being portrayed by an actor wearing an incredibly realistic mask.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Does Elon still lurk here? He should donate a million to Biden's campaign as a goof.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Not good.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

What's Ben Shapiro up to these days?

Idk being a filthy kike? Ask Danny Ross, he's a filthy Jew too. That guy suuuuucks. All he cares about is Israel and he hired Jordan Peterson at the daily wire. It's funny to read the replies to Petersons tweets because he just gets skewered over working for a Jew.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Can’t see who that performance would’ve persuaded. Democrats need to come out swinging against him if they want to win in November

 

[CompoundBasement]

Idk being a filthy kike? Ask Danny Ross, he's a filthy Jew too. That guy suuuuucks. All he cares about is Israel and he hired Jordan Peterson at the daily wire. It's funny to read the replies to Petersons tweets because he just jets skewered over working for a Jew.

Kikepiro is an AIPAC stooge and dual citizen with Shitsrael. Everything he does is for Israel. He couldn't care less if USA fell today. He'd live happily ever after in Israel.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Kikepiro is an AIPAC stooge and dual citizen with Shitsrael. Everything he does is for Israel. He couldn't care less if USA fell today. He'd live happily ever after in Israel.

Correct. Some of my friends watch him and such. I tried telling them he's garbage but they don't listen. Oh well

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I’m not watching and won’t until the right wing grifters start posting their videos but this sounds fucking BRUTAL

Putin is the President of Ukraine, his vice president is Trump. I don't know who the commander in chief is, but he does listen to what they say.

Russia and China are interchangeable. The Southern hemisphere wants to join NATO. And Israel shouldn't make the mistake of trying to occupy Palaistine after they kill the bad guys.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Seriously though. Why hasn't he inappropriately sniffed anyone in so long? I think it's because his mind is gone and he forgot he loves that shit.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

All social media is gay but Twitter is the least gay in my humble opinion. It is there where I learned that Tom Hanks is a paedophile and that Joe Biden is actually being portrayed by an actor wearing an incredibly realistic mask.

Twitter is the most gay if you ask me but to each their own. Most social media platforms are swarming with bots and AI now anyway.

 

[Beavis]

I mean look well anyway look what I'm saying is look and so look by the way look my point is look and by the way look umm ok look anyways look by anyways look anyway look anyway look

Look folks! It was just another bad night!

 

[kingship75]

What's Ben Shapiro up to these days?

About 5’1”.

Buried that cocksucka.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Skipped all the comments . I'm in a dive bar with a bunch of people confused by what they watched talking about "well we don't want a bunch of" xyz. Everyone coming in mentions watching Biden and being confused.

 

[DominusOdium]

How fucking embarrassing.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Skipped all the comments . I'm in a dive bar with a bunch of people confused by what they watched talking about "well we don't want a bunch of" xyz. Everyone coming in mentions watching Biden and being confused.

I couldn't hear him either. I could just see him squinting like a chink and waving his arms around like Jim Norton.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Putin is the President of Ukraine, his vice president is Trump. I don't know who the commander in chief is, but he does listen to what they say.

Russia and China are interchangeable. The Southern hemisphere wants to join NATO. And Israel shouldn't make the mistake of trying to occupy Palaistine after they kill the bad guys.

Sounds like AI mashed up all of Patrick and Joe Cumia’s social media posts