Joe Biden Shits His Pants and Dies - Official Press Conference Thread

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Right now, I anticipate a Harris/Clinton ticket. That evil bitch will find a way.

No way they put Hillary back on. They were testing Whitmer on Colbert last night, so a girl-boss ticket could definitely happen

 

[Sue Lightning]

Vice President Trump-

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

No way they put Hillary back on. They were testing Whitmer on Colbert last night, so a girl-boss ticket could definitely happen

Hillary would never agree to be VP anyways. It’s a bullshit job with no power.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Vice President Trump-
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[TorqueWheeler]

anthony would kill himself

Stop talking me into voting for her.

I actually can't wait to see Pat try and spin this. Will he back down and admit Biden is an old fuck or will he double and triple down on his shit take that Joe Biden is the best President in the last 50 years and anyone who disagrees need to SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH?

I'm sure you already know the answer to that one.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Joe Biden is a retard. Just retire, old man.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Y’all ready for Kamala 2024, bigots?

Imagine if the first woman president is a blasian. Thats how much people hate white women

 

[BoomerSperg]

They’re paid shills. They’re literally paid to tweet democrat talking points.

pat desperately wishes he was one. getting paid 30,000 a year to suck biden's dick is his life's dream.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You should be ashamed to know the name of any male on Fox.

Even I know who he is, and I don't have fox news. He's the only one who's done his job for the last 4 years in WH press conferences.

 

[Stent]

340 million people. 2 parties. 1 possible candidate for each. Both will be octogenarians during the next presidency. Ha ha ha! Ho-lee shit!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Wow imagine being the dumbest Joe in America

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Still not a single oink from Patrick about last night's press conference. Instead he spent all morning imprisoning "Patrick Tomlinson Eats My Shit" for posting his gay handjob video.

 

[BudDickman]

Biden is, by every useful metric, the greatest President in US history, if not the greatest human being to ever live. Anyone who disagrees is either too stupid to recognize it or lying to you.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

You should be ashamed to know the name of any male on Fox.

LIBTARD

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Those 2 major flubs really did some damage last night. I bet pat threw a tantrum because Biden is making Pat look bad for blindly defending him. I wonder how Pat will cope this away.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

6:30 ET.

Does he go poopy in his pants and go into cardiac arrest, or does he charm the pants off the world?

This could be the moment that breaks or makes Pat's firebranding.

Their really needs to prop bets (a Prop Joe?) on the next thing Joe will do to embarrass himself and the country. I'd love to be able to show physical cash winnings for predicting he was going to say the n word and drop his pants in the same night as a "I told you so" to all the idiots who think theirs nothing wrong with him.

 

[Jizz]

340 million people. 2 parties. 1 possible candidate for each. Both will be octogenarians during the next presidency. Ha ha ha! Ho-lee shit!

If the demorats hold a mini primary for Biden's replacement I could easily see The Rock winning and he is one of the only people who could actually beat Trump.

 

[Honoria]

They're using superhero analogies. Pat won't like this from the far-right Daily Beast.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They're using superhero analogies. Pat won't like this from the far-right Daily Beast.

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Im really looking forward to seeing how pat reacts on this if they send him out to pasture. I hope to see some people on twitter rubbing in his incorrect takes.

 

[CompoundBasement]

They're using superhero analogies. Pat won't like this from the far-right Daily Beast.

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Isn't that one of the outlets that believed Fatso's bullshit stlaker victim story during his publicity blitz campaign and published it?