Joe Biden Shits His Pants and Dies - Official Press Conference Thread

[NoBacon]

Who gives a fuck what Europeans think about the election?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Yes, child. I am. Yes, child. It. Is.

Can't wait to the cope soon

 

[Farmer Brown]

Can't wait to the cope soon

Speaking of his decline he said "there's no evidence of that yet." Why would he say "yet?" He's implying that there will be.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I guess this election is going to be between a retarded pedophile and a retarded pedophile.

Sounds like Poker night at the Cumia house.

 

[Lard Glug]

What if he just pulled down his pants and sprayed a giant torrent of diarrhea at the press? That'd probably be remembered 3,000 years from now.

First thing he’d do that I’d approve of.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's weird, he can give detailed answers on complex issues and then also sound completely retarded. It's a tough one, man. Genuinely.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

 

[Honoria]

He's a weird combo of confused and angry. This won't be going away and it's his own fault for calling the debate in June. Oh well, 4 months for Pat's blood pressure to rise!

 

[CompoundBasement]

Watch all of the pauses, watch his face and eyes, and how he answers after them and stumbles. They're feeding him these answers through an earpiece.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Watch all of the pauses, watch his face and eyes, and how he answers after them and stumbles. They're feeding him these answers through an earpiece.

I don't think they could hide an earpiece given the level of scrutiny lately.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Bro he is so SLOW. This is unwatchable.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I don't think they could hide an earpiece given the level of scrutiny lately.

Oh, they're so tiny they're invisible nowadays. He wears them all the time. It's just extra noticable because this is the longest they've let him be alone up there with no interruptions.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Oh, they're so tiny they're invisible nowadays. He wears them all the time. It's just extra noticable because this is the longest they've let him be alone up there with no interruptions.

You'd think he'd be better if that's what they were doing.

 

[SFWA liaison]

OnAforums leaders should officially endorse Joe for president.

 

[MonsterSteve]

There's no reason to talk to Putin? How about the people being slaughtered in both sides of the war? That's not a good reason to talk?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

he says “anyway” when he goes off on something and forgets where he wanted to go

 

[CompoundBasement]

You'd think he'd be better if that's what they were doing.

You'd think! He's literally brain damaged though. The processing time from ear to mouth is much slower. Don't forget his staff is also a bunch of retarded millennials.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Is he going to drop dead before he calls on Doocy? Everyone is waiting for Doocy.

 

[Kinderman]

Come on asshole

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's not going to call on Doocy. These fucking cowards. Pathetic.