Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Zeroman]

So you walk into this restaurant
All strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you
As you're shakin' off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you
But you just want to explode

Yeah, most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old clichés
Is it woman, is it man?
And you always seem outnumbered
You don't dare make a stand
Make your stand

Here I am, with the tranny again
There I am, up on the stage
Here I go playin' straight again
There I go, turning gay...

Anti Opie, Pro Anthony, song parody writer.



It all adds up.

 

[Harry Powell]

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Look at that niggas triceps and forearm. He’s gonna tear Jim’s head off

 

[MonsterSteve]

Your love for BJ has been noted. Have you picked out your engagement ring for "her" yet, sir?

Ah, I'm just fucking wit ya, Monsterster

You're starting to cross lines man, lil bit, lil bit.

Na but seriously, I'm just saying she's at least somewhat passable with her stupid wigs. Jims current husband looks like every middle aged nordic man with thin hair. No ones impressed.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Now he's taking AIDS medication with his husband.

Him just openly admitting to taking PrEP on Rogan like it's a completely normal thing for a straight guy to do was the first step in the worm embracing his fully homosexual lifestyle.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Please enjoy this completely heartwarming and not at all awkward picture of the happy couple..

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I wish Jim would've pulled this stunt during the peak of the Cellar Crowd. We've lost too many good jokes about it.

Sniff...

Nice penis, stupid.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Please enjoy this completely heartwarming and not at all awkward picture of the happy couple..


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When a fag looooves a tranny….

 

[Stent]

Jim will get off on the idea that his tranny's hairline is receding. He wants people to acknowledge it. It insists upon itself.

 

[Peckas]

The divorce rate for couples 25 years apart in age is gigantic and that’s not even mentioning the trans issue this marriage is doomed and the worm will hang himself in front of a signed poster of KISS when it ends

 

[The Talking Dead]

The divorce rate for couples 25 years apart in age is gigantic and that’s not even mentioning the trans issue this marriage is doomed and the worm will hang himself in front of a signed poster of KISS when it ends

The fact that this fella was a sex worker until very recently is way more of an issue than even the 25 years age gap or trans thing to me. Not just a cam fag but was also tweeting things "I get paid to pretend to be in relationships with chumps". This new wholesome "I'm so in love and everything is perfect with my new man of laughter " thing is so contrived and will absolutely wear off quickly.

What I'm saying is - this marriage has all the ingredients to go the distance

 

[Wa4892]

There's really almost too much going on with all this for me to comprehend it all. But my question today is:

Based on how hyper sensitive/seriously Jim takes his 'recovery' (I'm on the side of he just did things a lot of teenagers do when exposed to alcohol for the first time and was never an addict) to the point he won't eat food prepared with wine or vodka, tell waitresses he's allergic to alcohol, screams at people 'l'm in recovery!!' If they pass a joint anywhere near him, etc ....... how on earth does he exist around a partner who appears to drink on a regular basis?

Wouldn't tasting alcohol when you kiss a person be far worse of a trigger than having vodka sauce (where most of the liquor burned off during cooking process) in something you ate?

Trans or no trans, if Jim's recovery is as precarious as he has made it out to be over the years, how does he survive being around someone who seems to really enjoy a cocktail on a regular basis? Either he falls off the wagon OR his whole addiction thing was bullshit from the get go.

 

[CutesyMissy]

What do you think is the first year you could marry a Trans sex worker without having any fellow comedians/celebs Crack wise about it?

I'm thinking 2016 when the trump stuff really took off and celebs had to show they were on right side of history

Next Jim and Sam with Colin might be a barnburner. I will not listen anyway, but Colin is the only one left with nothing to lose by going at Jimmy.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

his whole addiction thing was bullshit from the get go.

 

[Dennyislife]

Next Jim and Sam with Colin might be a barnburner. I will not listen anyway, but Colin is the only one left with nothing to lose by going at Jimmy.

Colin was going to be Jim's witness if Jim's first choice, his agent, was delayed on a flight

 

[Dennyislife]

I have to be honest this is the most entertaining thing on the o&A world since people's court.

We all know the ending isn't Jim and Alan in old age. It is going to be fucking brutal and I can't wait.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

There's really almost too much going on with all this for me to comprehend it all. But my question today is:

Based on how hyper sensitive/seriously Jim takes his 'recovery' (I'm on the side if he just did things a lot of teenagers do when exposed to alcohol for the first time and never an addict) to the point he won't eat food prepared with wine or vodka, tell waitresses he's allergic to alcohol, screams at people 'l'm in recovery!!' If they pass a joint anywhere near him, etc ....... how on earth does he exist around a partner who appears to drink on a regular basis?

Wouldn't tasting alcohol when you kiss a person be far worse of a trigger than having vodka sauce (where most of the liquor burned off during cooking process) in something you ate?

Trans or no trans, if Jim's recovery is as precarious as he has made it out to be over the years, how does he survive being around someone who seems to really enjoy a cocktail on a regular basis? Either he falls off the wagon OR his whole addiction thing was bullshit from the get go.

It’s only okay if his tranny husband drinks around him. It’s the Jim Norton double standard.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I have to be honest this is the most entertaining thing on the o&A world since people's court.

We all know the ending isn't Jim and Alan in old age. It is going to be fucking brutal and I can't wait.

Nothing about it is normal. Once this new "we're so happy together. Observe our happy lives!" social media posting blitz they're both on loses its novelty value, Alan will inevitably get bored and cheat on the worm or just become unbearable when they both realize they have nothing in common.

I also cannot wait.

 

[Dennyislife]

Who he follows on Instagram is hilarious. Porn stars, Dana White, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and Trump along with Jim's agent and a few of his friends. Almost like it's pretending to like what Jim likes because I doubt trannies are huge trump guys....

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I can't imagine the horror that's about to be visited upon you.

I thought these guys would stoop to like a black woman, a tranny. I didn’t think they would go to an actual romantic connection, but that's exactly what they did.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Who he follows on Instagram is hilarious. Porn stars, Dana White, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and Trump along with Jim's agent and a few of his friends. Almost like it's pretending to like what Jim likes because I doubt trannies are huge trump guys....

You wouldn't think a gay gentleman that marries a Viking trans person would be a Trump person but here we are...