I'm not texting you right now. These are your delusions.

[VoodooChild]

 

[Meownaw]

"I do not have a treehouse scar stlaker"
Got him

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Eric Hildeman knows how to put up a fence correctly and get permits.

Wrong in every detail stlaker.

 

[Jenna]

The "JEEEB JEEEB JEEEB JEEEB" thing is an inside joke from the O&A show. Supposed to emulate fake snoring.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"I do not have a treehouse scar atalker"
Got him

Add that to Pat’s greatest hits

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I have a feeling he will get sick of it being called that.

 

[VoodooChild]

I just noticed, did this idiot modify his copy/paste again? I don't remember it saying "many hundreds of times"
he's adding layers!

 

[fricklefrackle]

Treehouse Rick

 

[captain_kamala]

Treehouse Rick

your avatar makes me lol. i wonder how much begging he has to do to get someone to put those twists in his hair.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a feeling he will get sick of it being called that.

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Be a good bit to keep changing what kind of scar it is just so he has to respond. I do not have a bicycle scar, I do not have a jump rope scar, I do not have a bounce house scar, I do not have jungle gym scar, I do not have a monkey bars scar, etc

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I have a tactic understanding of the eclectic, child. I am the bees nest

 

[guest]

I just noticed, did this idiot modify his copy/paste again? I don't remember it saying "many hundreds of times"
he's adding layers!

I said in the other thread but IMO he talks like a retard or something. Just say "I told you a hundred times" like a normal person. Nope, "Many hundreds of times". Fucking just say "Time is running out", not "Time's running low". He probably thinks it makes him sound smart or cultured. Like when he enunciaTes the T sounds.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I said in the other thread but IMO he talks like a retard or something. Just say "I told you a hundred times" like a normal person. Nope, "Many hundreds of times". Fucking just say "Time is running out", not "Time's running low". He probably thinks it makes him sound smart or cultured. Like when he enunciaTes the T sounds.

It's probably stylistically wrong again too, like most of his mangled idioms. "Time runs low" sounds really fucking awkward and a quick Google search shows almost no examples of it being used.

 

[guest]

Find me at the bar. Because I'm an alpha male who crushes beers and expensive bourbon because I'm a bad ass. Safe just isn't my speed. What a pathetic fake faggot. Then as soon as he gets in front of a judge he simps like the beta cuck that we all know he is. "I'm embarrassed sir. This isn't how I normally behave." "I don't close down bars anymore because I'm not 25". He's probably there all afternoon and under his pink blankie by 8pm.

 

[guest]

Imagine how boring Pat would be if he didn't respond to every single thing.

 

[guest]

I just noticed, did this idiot modify his copy/paste again? I don't remember it saying "many hundreds of times"
he's adding layers!

Also I’m pretty sure he only actually asked that Reddit guy not to contact him one time.

 

[Stent]

The scar is from when a fence fell on his face. Pretty sure on that.

 

[BudDickman]

I just noticed, did this idiot modify his copy/paste again? I don't remember it saying "many hundreds of times"
he's adding layers!

He thinks it's not deterring the stlakers because he hasn't found the right wording yet. Maybe a few more unnecessary commas will do the trick.

 

[EraGodless]

He

He's built like a Jakovasaur.

 

[guest]

Dick.