I'm gonna get REALLY fucking drunk. The most drunk I've ever been in my entire life. ;) Then tomorrow I will take my health seriously, exercise, etc.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm so sorry, dead kike. Do you forgive me? I really didn't mean to.

I'm not a kike. I lied so I could get better roles and then when I died I was buried in a Jewish cemetery so now I can't get into Heaven. And yes, I forgive you. It's what Jesus would want.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

As much as I respect your newfound dedication, you might want to shoot for Tuesday.

 

[Guest]

I'm only mean to people who deserve it though.

Although...

No, no that's not quite true.

The people I've hurt the most... have been the people I loved the most... as cliche as that sounds.

In 2007 I tried to kill myself and my dad found me. This scene from The Sopranos reminds me of that...

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More suicide details

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

If it makes you feel better, when I tried to kill myself in middle school, my mom just scolded me and covered up the wounds and told me to conceal it, because if the kids and teachers at school found out we'd "get in trouble".

 

[guest]

If it makes you feel better, when I tried to kill myself in middle school, my mom just scolded me and covered up the wounds and told me to conceal it, because if the kids and teachers at school found out we'd "get in trouble".

And did you try it again?

 

[Guest]

If it makes you feel better, when I tried to kill myself in middle school, my mom just scolded me and covered up the wounds and told me to conceal it, because if the kids and teachers at school found out we'd "get in trouble".

Now that’s what I call parenting!

 

[Guest]

If it makes you feel better, when I tried to kill myself in middle school, my mom just scolded me and covered up the wounds and told me to conceal it, because if the kids and teachers at school found out we'd "get in trouble".

Why did you try? I was fawkin’ suicidal in middle school, although more in a possible columbine kid way

 

[guest]

Is there anybody here who wasn't suicidal in their adolescence?

 

[TravisPickle]

I would never put my children in the school system.

Is there anybody here who wasn't suicidal in their adolescence?

I didnt want to take myself out, but I did want to go the other way.

 

[guest]

I didnt want to take myself out, but I did want to go the other way.

Thanks Erock

 

[gassers]

If it makes you feel better, when I tried to kill myself in middle school, my mom just scolded me and covered up the wounds and told me to conceal it, because if the kids and teachers at school found out we'd "get in trouble".

Aren't you a chad? Why would you do that? Aren't chads the pinnacle of human existence.

 

[TravisPickle]

Thanks Erock

lmao vague Erock is the fuckin worst eh

 

[guest]

lmao vague Erock is the fuckin worse eh

He used to annoys me so much, but then I discovered patrick types

 

[guest]

Another successful containment thread ️

 

[guest]

Shhhhhhhh, he's sleepy pie

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[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

So hard to make friends since everyone is a fucking faggot. I invited two guys from work to the arcade with me and they were the most boring fuckers ever.

Nigger, we're your friends. Also tune into NPS tonight and call into Nanaphone

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

@Dipcunt Dan's doing the show by himself so someone needs to make it interesting

 

[guest]

Plymouth, MA

Lol