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Flavia's Rape Emporium said:
When I was pissing my blood pressure dropped, and I woke up on the bathroom floor and the toilet paper hanger was broken, like I tried grabbing it when I fell or something. Waking up on the ground was horrifying. That feeling was awful. Fuck. I'm drinking an electrolyte drink. I poured the entire bottle of wine down the sink. I am fucking DONE.
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You probably have a big fawkin cock and all the blood went there and that's why you passed out.

Was it just from alcohol though- no other drugs?

We need you around to keep making new videos dude
 
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bantadant said:
You probably have a big fawkin cock and all the blood went there and that's why you passed out.

Was it just from alcohol though- no other drugs?

We need you around to keep making new videos dude
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it was just alcohol, but when I woke up I really felt like I was having a bad trip, and I had to think back if I took other drugs or not. My brain is fuckeddddddddddddd.................
 
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aRTie02150 said:
Matty in the Morning?
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Chris Curtis WEEI

Was actually pretty funny he would always fuck his words up or pronounce them wrong like the opester and it was a bit they would make fun of until they realized he wasn’t just stupid he was actually hammered on the show
 
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Flavia's Rape Emporium said:
That's how I spend my life. Telling some loser he has no hair. When my dad was my age he was supporting a family. I fucking suck.
"Durrr I'm gonna go to Spain". Just shut the fuck up. You faggot. Fuck you. I hate myself. DIE.
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The idea of “dougie takes spain and comes back with a wife” is extremely amusing to me

What are you gonna do, wander around Barcelona stopping at bars to drink some shitty galician beer,
Try to strike up a conversation with the spanish feminists “hola, soy dougie, me gusta rape”
Maybe you get one, maybe you dont
Either way you wake up with a deadly hangover and realize there are four words you’ll never hear:
“I love you too”
 
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Potatopeeler63 said:
The idea of “dougie takes spain and comes back with a wife” is extremely amusing to me

What are you gonna do, wander around Barcelona stopping at bars to drink some shitty galician beer,
Try to strike up a conversation with the spanish feminists “hola, soy dougie, me gusta rape”
Maybe you get one, maybe you dont
Either way you wake up with a deadly hangover and realize there are four words you’ll never hear:
“I love you too”
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yeh i'm fucking retarded.
 
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Flavia's Rape Emporium said:
they scare me. they're more judgemental than ethnic women.
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Just date someone where you have the upper hand. Find whatever attractiveness level is below you but still makes your dick hard and some kind of socioeconomic background lower than you and boom you’re set
 
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Harry Powell said:
Just date someone where you have the upper hand. Find whatever attractiveness level is below you but still makes your dick hard and some kind of socioeconomic background lower than you and boom you’re set
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any idea on how I let them know I'm rich/"successful" without seeming like I'm bragging/trying to use that to get them to date me?
 
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