I'm done.

[The Talking Dead]

y

you don't get it, zoomer. when you're 21 and depressed it feels romantic. you love to brood.

but when you're 31 you realize you gotta pull yourself out of the hole or you're fucked.

Big fan of referring to Sue as 'zoomer' from now on. We'll call him that because THAT'S WHAT HE IS!!

 

[Guest]

Sometimes i actually cant tell if the Dougster is pulling a bit.

It’s both.

 

[guest]

It’s both.

nah this thread was serious, that was horrifying. i'm sort of calm and self-aware now but still obviously depressed and drunk.

watching frasier, it's comforting.

 

[Sue2]

y

you don't get it, zoomer. when you're 21 and depressed it feels romantic. you love to brood.

but when you're 31 you realize you gotta pull yourself out of the hole or you're fucked.

Nononono

What i meant was I believe you’re a drunk who likes fucking Asian prostitutes but sometimes you’re playing up how lonely it is. Because sometimes this is even worse than Gassers…

 

[guest]

Nononono

What i meant was I believe you’re a drunk who likes fucking Asian prostitutes but sometimes you’re playing up how lonely it is. Because sometimes this is even worse than Gassers…

i have played it up for comedic effect in the past. but the feeling of thinking you're dying and reaching for your phone and realizing you have nobody close to you was horrifying. and the one chick I tried calling didn't pick up.

 

[Guest]

i have played it up for comedic effect in the past. but the feeling of thinking you're dying and reaching for your phone and realizing you have nobody close to you was horrifying. and the one chick I tried calling didn't pick up.

Why would you call a chick anyway? They’re useless

 

[MonsterSteve]

lol no you're not. Once you feel better you're gonna think, okay that's a one time thing and wont ever happen to me again. Let me go grab another drink real quick.

 

[guest]

Why would you call a chick anyway? They’re useless

this is the chick I lived with back in january, who has a boyfriend now and we've been sexting.

i just checked my phone... my latest messages to her, saying pretty much what I'm saying here (I need to turn my life around, etc) she didn't reply, just love heart reacted lol. She doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why would you call a chick anyway? They’re useless

She could make a social media post about how scary it was for HER that the Dougler collapsed

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

But when you're dead you won't be able to care that people don't care that you're dead. You finally broke even.

 

[guest]

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[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's how I spend my life. Telling some loser he has no hair. When my dad was my age he was supporting a family. I fucking suck.
"Durrr I'm gonna go to Spain". Just shut the fuck up. You faggot. Fuck you. I hate myself. DIE.

You should join the army of wherever you live.

 

[aRTie02150]

Go find a crow to feed.

They're always around and will appreciate you.

 

[guest]

Go find a crow to feed.

They're always around and will appreciate you.

funny you say that. i dnt think it was a crow but a bird swooped at me twice today when i was walking to work... lol

 

[Imager]

i can't do the catholic thing... I'm a baptised lutheran. i went to rome and it sucked cock...

I'm not catholic but was born one.

Just forget about the organization and find perhaps something like a non-denominational small group.

Spend a few minutes per day praying for others and yourself. Eventually it'll change some of your outlook.

 

[Imager]

You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:

 

[guest]

You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:

They both look demonic.

 

[Guest]

You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:

Jim’s visage - particularly his disgusting, grey teeth - is demonic

 

[Guest]

P

They both look demonic.

Parallel thinking

 

[bantadant]

You can also try marrying a camwhore tranny. Look at how happy it made this guy:

Wait, they're not actually married, are they?