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I'm done.

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When I was pissing my blood pressure dropped, and I woke up on the bathroom floor and the toilet paper hanger was broken, like I tried grabbing it when I fell or something. Waking up on the ground was horrifying. That feeling was awful. Fuck. I'm drinking an electrolyte drink. I poured the entire bottle of wine down the sink. I am fucking DONE.
Seems like you've still got plenty of whine tho
 

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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I appreciate you Dougie. U make me laff. You’re funny
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Funny? Funny how? Funny like….
like a clown
ahhhh shit nevermind
 

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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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was hopin' you'd say somethin helpful since you've fawkin' been here...... sniff.

i really needed you this day, phish
Im always here for you Dougster. You bring hapPENIS and mirth to my day every time i check in on da forrrims. You may be having a rough time, but at least you didnt marry Prince Alan like Jim Norton, or have a stroke like Joe Qumias big bro! Its good day to be alive.
 
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Im always here for you Dougster. You bring hapPENIS and mirth to my day every time i check in on da forrrims. You may be having a rough time, but at least you didnt marry Prince Alan like Jim Norton, or have a stroke like Joe Qumias big bro! Its good day to be alive.
that is true. but I feel like at least they got people who care for them IRL. jim has alan, joe has layla and that carol thing.
I just asked a friend what he's doing this weekend. if he says he's busy I'll realize I'm truly alone.
 
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