I wonder if Fat Pat has lumbered down to the hotel breakfast buffet yet. Also, he’s definitely the type who would call it “brekkie”

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It's him

It's the fucking smokey the bear you can stop facists shirt.

He wouldn't look so ridiculous if he wore shorts that were his size but alas the dysmorphia

His lumpy upper back and stupidly skinny arms make me only want to see what he looks like from the front

 

[Dog Eater]

It's him

You can do better than that. Tyfys though

 

[guest]

It's him

You should have walked in front of him while recording to see his reaction as he stands up to scream and point, “cyberstlaker! ARREST THIS FELON!”

Then you duck through the conference halls and flee the scene

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's him

Holy shit does he stand out and not in a good way. That shirt is way too tight for his fat body and his tiny arms make me laugh. Also funny how PALE he is for the summer, he barely leaves the couch.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Dirty hat on the table

I can’t fathom how people eat that for breakfast, of all things. I’m all in with a nice treat at a diner once in a blue moon (over medium eggs, extra crispy bacon, home fries and some sliced tomato slap, child). Who eats this sweet shit for breakfast and feels good afterwards? Also, I love how he has a massive glass of orange juice, as if there wasn’t enough sugar and empty calories in the meal.

 

[guest]

I can’t fathom how people eat that for breakfast, of all things. I’m all in with a nice treat at a diner once in a blue moon (over medium eggs, extra crispy bacon, home fries and some sliced tomato slap, child). Who eats this sweet shit for breakfast and feels good afterwards? Also, I love how he has a massive glass of orange juice, as if there wasn’t enough sugar and empty calories in the meal.

My 70 year old aunt starts her day with a giant frosted Danish pastry, a cappuccino with like 3 sugars and finishes it off with a couple of cigarettes. She has 2 adult sons and 7 grandkids but lives alone and is practically a hermit. She's also a hypochondriac who's terrified of doctors and also a cancer survivor. She's resigned to her fate, whatever it is, and basically lives in the moment. That's who eats glorified candy for breakfast.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Holy shit does he stand out and not in a good way. That shirt is way too tight for his fat body and his tiny arms make me laugh. Also funny how PALE he is for the summer, he barely leaves the couch.

Nigga ain't that what I just said

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My 70 year old aunt starts her day with a giant frosted Danish pastry, a cappuccino with like 3 sugars and finishes it off with a couple of cigarettes. She has 2 adult sons and 7 grandkids but lives alone and is practically a hermit. She's also a hypochondriac who's terrified of doctors and also a cancer survivor. She's resigned to her fate, whatever it is, and basically lives in the moment. That's who eats glorified candy for breakfast.

Lol. She sounds like a delight.

 

[guest]

Lol. She sounds like a delight.

Yeah, she's a cunt

 

[EraGodless]

Haven't gained a pound since high school, child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's why he goes to these things. Look at the other two "men" at that table. Twerps. He towers over them and they listen meekly to his blowhard bullshit. Any setting with "real men" - i.e. regular dudes - and he'd be challenged or teased or outright mocked. And Cunt Raven's special little Prince can't have that. Remember Josiah tape 5? Or Nadolski court? Or his recent nighttime police visit? Confrontation of any kind breaks his pig brain and turns him into either a stuttering mess or a screeching entitled queer. But there is zero confrontation for him at these cons. Just roomfuls of hopeless disasters who make Fat feel like a tough guy.

I think it’s less messing with or mocking him and more so there’s nothing to relate to. I don’t know what having a lot of twitter followers means, I’m not a writer. We could talk politics but I try to avoid it like the plague, even with people I’m generally aligned with.

I can’t talk marvel movies outside of seeing Robert Downey Jr. at Claridges once. We could talk travel but he goes to shit places and stays at shit hotels. I go to nice places and stay at really nice hotels.

I don’t think I’m unique in that most grown men don’t have any interest in anything he does. He can’t talk having a job where you deal with people. He can’t talk about having to shuffle kids to sports practice and school.

In any real situation, my guess is Patrick would sit there and be mostly silent as the other guys talk about adult things.