I wonder if Fat Pat has lumbered down to the hotel breakfast buffet yet. Also, he’s definitely the type who would call it “brekkie”

[NoBacon]

As a dish I think it looks pretty good, but I'd want to share that with at least 3 other people. Gimme a few sausage links and some eggs over well, that's a decadent breakfast. As a single serving for a single pigman, it's obscene.

Patrick hasn’t gained a single pound, stlaker. These are your delusions again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I might get halfway through that before tapping out. Too much sugar and nothing substantial. Eat some protein you shitbag.

 

[guest]

I might get halfway through that before tapping out. Too much sugar and nothing substantial. Eat some protein you shitbag.

Be nice, niki probably makes him yell at her when she questions why he's laying around the house constantly eating garbage and drinking beer and doing nothing to bring in income and he needs these biweekly cheat days of eating 2000 calories of crepes to function. Niki really seems like a bitch.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

That looks like fucking afterbirth. Fat disgusting slob thinks his pile of empty calories is just the tops though

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Not gonna lie, but that looks tasty. The difference between me and Pat (aside from raising my children, being on my first marriage, working a full-time job, etc.) is that I'd never consider eating something like that unless I was planning to burn 1500 calories through some sort of physical activity later that day. But he's gonna sit on his fat ass drinking and eating more until he passes out.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

You can start by throwing it away or only eating a third.

only legit breakfasts:
oats, hot or bircher w/fruit.
eggs and meat

 

[Stent]

Here's the view from the hotel.
Here's the view from inside the con.
Here's the view of my breakfast table.

What a compelling life he leads. Everyone sure is jealous.

 

[guest]

It's him

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's him

He is shapped like a cartoon

 

[guest]

He is shapped like a cartoon

What the fuck is that arm positioning? Also I think I just saw mary three names.
Edit: she was walking a blind person.

 

[Udders]

It's him

Hes even dressed like the Kool-Aid Man.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anymore of them pics that pat might be in the background?

 

[guest]

Anymore of them pics that pat might be in the background?

Nah, I tried to be nonchalant maybe to a fault. Just a couple blurry bullshit pics. I figured 1.2 for effort, but I'm no 2.0 atalker.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Nah, I tried to be nonchalant maybe to a fault. Just a couple blurry bullshit pics. I figured 1.2 for effort, but I'm no 2.0 atalker.

Is he as oddly shapped in person as other have observed? His head shape....that pic from behind reminds me of Mike Bochettis oddly shaped head.

 

[guest]

Is he as oddly shapped in person as other have observed? His head shape....that pic from behind reminds me of Mike Bochettis oddly shaped head.

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I was looking around and he stood out even among a crowd of mostly fat weirdos. His watch basically was extra credit for how I knew it was him.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Is he as oddly shapped in person as other have observed? His head shape....that pic from behind reminds me of Mike Bochettis oddly shaped head.

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Mike's book is honestly a better read than any of Patsos.

 

[Stent]

Mike's book is honestly a better read than any of Patsos.

My mother was a school

psychologist.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How can you be round but still look like a minecraft character?

He has a bucket head.

 

[guest]

It's him

That's why he goes to these things. Look at the other two "men" at that table. Twerps. He towers over them and they listen meekly to his blowhard bullshit. Any setting with "real men" - i.e. regular dudes - and he'd be challenged or teased or outright mocked. And Cunt Raven's special little Prince can't have that. Remember Josiah tape 5? Or Nadolski court? Or his recent nighttime police visit? Confrontation of any kind breaks his pig brain and turns him into either a stuttering mess or a screeching entitled queer. But there is zero confrontation for him at these cons. Just roomfuls of hopeless disasters who make Fat feel like a tough guy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its like he has prednisone bloat.