I wonder if Fat Pat has lumbered down to the hotel breakfast buffet yet. Also, he’s definitely the type who would call it “brekkie”

[guest]

No way does this lazy fuck wake up in time for complimentary breakfast

 

[guest]

Jesus, he's disgusting. Those aren't crepes, you fat piece of shit.

Burgers, fries, beers, a pile of sugar and carbs to start the day....keep it up pig

 

[guest]

Fat retard took an Uber two blocks to eggys and paid 15 bucks for their most retarded menu item

 

[guest]

No way does this lazy fuck wake up in time for complimentary breakfast

Niggers are free in Chicago

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Dirty hat on the table

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It's definitely not COMP'D

 

[Mitch Weaver]

… just sent me a spy shot of Pat halfway done with his crepes.

 

[Segment an Orange]

Wow it's like Nikki is sitting right in front of him!

Those fucking stupid sunglasses. What is it with these people and their sunglasses? I know others have said it better but, keep your nasty ass hat off the table! I've lost my appetite just looking at that groady, gross thing.

 

[Udders]

No way does this lazy fuck wake up in time for complimentary breakfast

I dunno, he's up at 6am pig time a lot child'ing people on twitter.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If there haven't been any Twitter pics of runny scrambled eggs, he hasn't.

Edit: guess I spoke too soon

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

It's definitely not COMP'D

Looks like Pat is on a health kick. I see some fruit. with his sugar and carbs.

 

[Nana's stent]

… just sent me a spy shot of Pat halfway done with his crepes.
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[Slackjawed Cow]

He is such a faggot for wearing his glasses like that on his hat. Trying to copy baseball players and look cool/hip among the freaks.

Oh David. He didnt touch the water and that isnt coffee. He does in fact NOT know WTF he is doing according to your standards.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Wow, you can gain weight eating a breakfast like that? It makes you wonder.

Nothing but empty calories. Eat 5 eggs like a man

 

[AntSucks]

I can't even imagine eating that much for breakfast. I have high protein yogurt and fruit and I feel full.

 

[guest]

Wow, you can gain weight eating a breakfast like that? It makes you wonder.

Nothing but empty calories. Eat 5 eggs like a man

It would be one thing if he just had that with a light dinner, but you know he gets his full three squares a day because mama raven always said that's what a growing boy needs. Plus at least 10 pints of not-light beer and some sophisticated people whiskey.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I can't even imagine eating that much for breakfast. I have high protein yogurt and fruit and I feel full.

As a dish I think it looks pretty good, but I'd want to share that with at least 3 other people. Gimme a few sausage links and some eggs over well, that's a decadent breakfast. As a single serving for a single pigman, it's obscene.

 

[It’s Meboe]

Is Pat going to complain that his car has been parked out front for the entire time? Because the valet doesn’t know how to drive a stick? We all know last time he lied. The most basic minimal requirement for a valet is that you know how to drive a stick

 

[guest]

Is Pat going to complain that his car has been parked out front for the entire time? Because the valet doesn’t know how to drive a stick? We all know last time he lied. The most basic minimal requirement for a valet is that you know how to drive a stick

He took the train this time to save on parking. Don't blame him tbh, it's at least $50 a day to park in a garage and the public transportation is pretty decent, plus rent-a-bikes everywhere. Not that he's doing much more than walking in circles for a couple miles a day to find food and things with trump's name on it to flip off.

 

[guest]

I wouldn’t eat that as a dessert for a full 3 course meal. Imagine starting your day with it.

Truly sickening. I skeeve whipped cream at any time of the day. Can't imagine touching it in the morning.