I wonder if Fat Pat has lumbered down to the hotel breakfast buffet yet. Also, he’s definitely the type who would call it “brekkie”

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Loading up on eggs, hash browns and pancakes for the big day of sitting around in an empty conference room.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I heard Patrick went to the buffet and ate everything at the buffet and then they had to close the buffet, child.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I bet not one fruit entered the pig’s mouth.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

I bet not one fruit entered the pig’s mouth.

Unless it was on top of a waffle and smothered in whipped cream.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I bet not one fruit entered the pig’s mouth.

They're called trans, child. I'm sure he's had plenty of women's dicks in his mouth.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Do they serve mimosas and bloody Mary's, child?

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

They're called trans, child. I'm sure he's had plenty of women's dicks in his mouth.

And lots of trans fats

 

[NoBacon]

No bacon egg cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"brekkie's sorted then" - Big City Pat, citizen of the world

 

[UnPRePared]

If I ever hear a grown man call it "brekkie", I'd have to give em the ol' Geno Jaw.

 

[Cumiace]

E's 'avvin a laff and you HATE that

 

[guest]

I bet not one fruit entered the pig’s mouth.

Wrong, again, stlaker. I broke my night fast with a large bowl of Kellog's Froot Loops. I then enjoyed a nutritious tall stack of pancakes slathered in I can't believe it's not butter! (healthier) and syrup. God you're, stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

I have that Finnish breakfast or whatever nation it is. A cigarette and a black coffee. Lovely and nutritious.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"What do you mean you don't have any corn? I was told this breakfast was to be continental!"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Wow it's like Nikki is sitting right in front of him!

 

[guest]

Whipped cream
Plenty of carbs and sugar
Dirty hat on table

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[guest]

Jesus, he's disgusting. Those aren't crepes, you fat piece of shit.

 

[NoBacon]

Jesus, he's disgusting. Those aren't crepes, you fat piece of shit.

I wouldn’t eat that as a dessert for a full 3 course meal. Imagine starting your day with it.