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I was thinking I need a nickname

DMAN

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Why not raid your brother's liquor cabinet tonight? Let's get silly.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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We're down here playing checkers, @Lamont & Tonelli comes in here suited up, helmet and mouth guard secure, smashes the table in half, throws us to the ground and scores a fucking touchdown, and we didn't even know we were on a football field.
Yeah, he really fucked my ass just now. I thought he was one of the good ones.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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What do you know Hebrew you gopnik, chernoble radiation-retarded fuck? Go squat on a curb in your Abibas track suit or execute a perfect standing head kick with no training.
You caught me. Earlier I looked up the name Ruth to make sure it was a girl's name before making the post and its definition stuck. The rest was a coincidence. I don't know Hebrew at all. It was forbidden in my town of Greblenovitsa after Zhenia the carpenters wife ran off with the watchmaker Bernstein in 1977.
 
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