I was thinking I need a nickname

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fall asleep and Paul start chasing you again? Lucid dream your ass up some stairs, nigga!
And can I be Skip?

Skip Tate sounds like an all American quarterback.

 

[Turk February]

It's my suicide note.

Have you decided which of your many names you will sign the note as? Abe Vigoda? Nitro? Knightress? Motumbo the Gay Guy Who Loves Gay Butt Sex with Gay Men? Chainsaw?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you decided which of your many names you will sign the note as? Abe Vigoda? Nitro? Knightress? Motumbo the Gay Guy Who Loves Gay Butt Sex with Gay Men? Chainsaw?

I SIGNED IT WITH AN X BECAUSE I CAN'T READ OR WRITE, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? That's right. Old Abe "Motorbike Donnie" Vigoda is an illiterate retard. I don't know how to tie shoes either. That's why I wear loafers. You happy now, you cruel bastard?

 

[guest]

Abe really makes me laugh.

 

[Turk February]

Abe really makes me laugh.

Thanks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to jump off the water tower. Don't try to stop me.

 

[Turk February]

I'm going to jump off the water tower. Don't try to stop me.

I've got 2 responses:

1. No you're not you're just up there getting a drink you diabetes dry mouth thirsty boy.

2. Is that to match your water head?

I am not satisfied with either of those so I will not be posting them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm at the water tower. Gonna start climbing now. Don't try to stop me.

 

[Turk February]

I'm at the water tower. Gonna start climbing now. Don't try to stop me.

Wait. Don't do it! Please! Think about what you're doing to your friends and loved ones! @Chiseler hasn't even raped you yet!

 

[Butterknife]

Abe really makes me laugh.

When we getting your top 10 prison bunkmate candidates list, Treeky?

 

[Milk74]

Wait. Don't do it! Please! Think about what you're doing to your friends and loved ones! @Chiseler hasn't even raped you yet!

I NEED TO RAPE HIM SOOOO BAD!!!!

 

[Milk74]

When we getting your top 10 prison bunkmate candidates list, Treeky?

4 months ago, I would've been in the running, but I messed it all up

 

[guest]

When we getting your top 10 prison bunkmate candidates list, Treeky?

If I start drinking again.

 

[Butterknife]

If I start drinking again.

Why not raid your brother's liquor cabinet tonight? Let's get silly.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Folks call me Nitro.




Yeah, that feels good to say.

GoaVi

 

[Turk February]

GoaVi

You're too late, Wyyz, he decided instead of settling for a new nickname the proper course of action to take was to end his own life. Should have stuck with Nitro or Gwen if you ask me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wait. Don't do it! Please! Think about what you're doing to your friends and loved ones! @Chiseler hasn't even raped you yet!

You're right. I do have too much to live for. I am a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen.

 

[Milk74]

If I start drinking again.

Grab a bottle of the good stuff and let's get crazy!

 

[guest]

I can't wait to show my kids classic films like The Godfather and say "look kids, that's Nitro Gwen, the Blowjob Queen of Brooklyn. I used to shitpost with that old fruit."

 

[PickleRickle]

Can I be Ace? Or Cap?

I already like Terry. Im still waiting for your Deaner to show up.