I was thinking I need a nickname

[aRTie02150]

This fucking thread is over. EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ok @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ok @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

IT'S NITRO!

 

[Turk February]

IT'S NITRO!

I thought you liked Gwen.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought you liked Gwen.

I fucking HATE Gwen. It hurts me deeply. I'm a man! I'm a handsome lothario and my friends call me Nitro!

 

[Turk February]

I fucking HATE Gwen. It hurts me deeply. I'm a man! I'm a handsome lothario and my friends call me Nitro!

You said "that's a woman's name". How am I supposed to know there was a negative connotation to that? I can't read your mind, Nitro.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You said "that's a woman's name". How am I supposed to know there was a negative connotation to that. I can't read your mind, Nitro.

I HATE WOMEN, TURK! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

 

[Turk February]

I HATE WOMEN, TURK! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

Actually, I don't wanna be Turk anymore. I was thinking something a bit more personable. Maybe even short. Something like, I dunno, "Abe" maybe?

 

[guest]

Nitro has a bit of a short fuse (that’s a penis joke, folks)

 

[Turk February]

Nitro has a bit of a short fuse (that’s a penis joke, folks)

Oh! That kind of Nitro. I get it. I change my mind, for a new name I want to be Nitro now.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Nitro my nigga

 

[Turk February]

Nitro my nigga

Yes?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes?

Turk "Abe Nitro" February is name-raping me and you're all complicit. Why are you all raping me? I feel like Jesus "Nitro" Christ right now. I'm getting raped for your sins.

 

[Turk February]

Turk "Abe Nitro" February is name-raping me and you're all complicit. Why are you all raping me? I feel like Jesus "Nitro" Christ right now. I'm getting raped for your sins.

Dude. Relax. I thought you were done with Nitro, sorry. But it isnt really fair you get all the cool nicknames. Why do you get to be both Nitro AND Abe "the blowjob queen" Vigoda? You should really pick one you like best and stick to it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dude. Relax. I thought you were done with Nitro, sorry. But it isnt really fair you get all the cool nicknames. Why do you get to be both Nitro AND Abe "the blowjob queen" Vigoda? You should really pick one you like best and stick to it.

I just want to be called Gravy Gus now. You ruined Nitro. Whenever I hear that badass nickname all I can think of is rape.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I remember once someone tried to introduce themselves to me by telling my their legal name and their wacky nickname and I continued to be the only person to call him by his real name. Lol

Haha classic Artie. You must be such a mean Puerto Rican in real life but you're so nice here.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

all i can say about Nitro

thank god he’s on our side

 

[Turk February]

I just want to be called Gravy Gus now. You ruined Nitro. Whenever I hear that badass nickname all I can think of is rape.

Alright. Alright. That's cool.
It does sound quite a bit like Gwenny Gus, which is pretty derivative of Gwen, but don't worry about that. I'm cool with it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Alright. Alright. That's cool.
It does sound quite a bit like Gwenny Gus, which is pretty derivative of Gwen, but don't worry about that. I'm cool with it.

God damn you. Now it's Iron Mike Vigoda.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I changed my mind. I want to be Bullshit Billy.

 

[Turk February]

God damn you. Now it's Iron Mike Vigoda.

Did you ask @Rutherford_b_Blaze if you can use that one? I think Iron Mike Vigoda is already one of his alts. But if you combine it with Abe "the blowjob queen" Vigoda and become Iron Mike "the blowjob queen" Vigoda Vigoda, I think it will be distinct enough people won't confuse you guys.