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I was thinking I need a nickname
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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IT'S NITRO!
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I thought you liked Gwen.
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I fucking HATE Gwen. It hurts me deeply. I'm a man! I'm a handsome lothario and my friends call me Nitro!
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You said "that's a woman's name". How am I supposed to know there was a negative connotation to that? I can't read your mind, Nitro.
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I HATE WOMEN, TURK! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
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Actually, I don't wanna be Turk anymore. I was thinking something a bit more personable. Maybe even short. Something like, I dunno, "Abe" maybe?
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Nitro has a bit of a short fuse (that’s a penis joke, folks)
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Oh! That kind of Nitro. I get it. I change my mind, for a new name I want to be Nitro now.
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Nitro my nigga
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Yes?
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Turk "Abe Nitro" February is name-raping me and you're all complicit. Why are you all raping me? I feel like Jesus "Nitro" Christ right now. I'm getting raped for your sins.
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Dude. Relax. I thought you were done with Nitro, sorry. But it isnt really fair you get all the cool nicknames. Why do you get to be both Nitro AND Abe "the blowjob queen" Vigoda? You should really pick one you like best and stick to it.
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I just want to be called Gravy Gus now. You ruined Nitro. Whenever I hear that badass nickname all I can think of is rape.
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Haha classic Artie. You must be such a mean Puerto Rican in real life but you're so nice here.
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all i can say about Nitro
thank god he’s on our side
thank god he’s on our side
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Alright. Alright. That's cool.
It does sound quite a bit like Gwenny Gus, which is pretty derivative of Gwen, but don't worry about that. I'm cool with it.
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God damn you. Now it's Iron Mike Vigoda.
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I changed my mind. I want to be Bullshit Billy.
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Did you ask @Rutherford_b_Blaze if you can use that one? I think Iron Mike Vigoda is already one of his alts. But if you combine it with Abe "the blowjob queen" Vigoda and become Iron Mike "the blowjob queen" Vigoda Vigoda, I think it will be distinct enough people won't confuse you guys.