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I wanna see the debtor's movie!

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!
This fucking Joepost gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME. I have probably gotten through the majority of this before realizing it like 10 times now. Its only this pasta. Its a fawkin deep cut or somethin.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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This is interesting. Obviously P@t’s lying and admin may find that bit interesting but also Hildy is also setting Boomia terms.

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LockedHDD__Pot

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Can you britfags explain this to me? So in the UK you can just ignore civil subpoenas and nothing happens? What the fuck would be the point of a court order if you can just ignore it?

I'm guessing this person is just an idiot, but the UK also has dumb laws...so its a tough one man



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there's a lot of stuff in UK whereby you can just say 'what are you gonna do about it?' including most civil litigation, bailiffs, parking fines, some taxes... it's almost like a life hack once you realise, anyone without the power of arrest gets told to 'fack orf' & letters get used as kindling.
Things which are court-ordered can be slightly different, if Rick's case had happened in UK (skipping a few points) then the court would give a 'possession order' to go take his stuff & put a lien on his house. This is because stupid Fatrick has almost become a defendant in his own case - not technically but moneywise.

If someone tried to sue me in the UK then I could ignore it, but then it might be judged in absentia & they'd be chasing the money, the above collection tactics would apply, but if I avoided them for six years then it'd probably be thrown-out.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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there's a lot of stuff in UK whereby you can just say 'what are you gonna do about it?' including most civil litigation, bailiffs, parking fines, some taxes... it's almost like a life hack once you realise, anyone without the power of arrest gets told to 'fack orf' & letters get used as kindling.
Things which are court-ordered can be slightly different, if Rick's case had happened in UK (skipping a few points) then the court would give a 'possession order' to go take his stuff & put a lien on his house. This is because stupid Fatrick has almost become a defendant in his own case - not technically but moneywise.

If someone tried to sue me in the UK then I could ignore it, but then it might be judged in absentia & they'd be chasing the money, the above collection tactics would apply, but if I avoided them for six years then it'd probably be thrown-out.
You kind of contradict yourself. First you say they'd take his stuff then you say "if you avoid" for a period it gets thrown out, can you explain why anybody pays civil judgements there if this is the case?
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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You kind of contradict yourself. First you say they'd take his stuff then you say "if you avoid" for a period it gets thrown out, can you explain why anybody pays civil judgements there if this is the case?
I'll try to clarify; if you sell your house & hide for 6 years the debt will go because it's not secured, most people wont do that or are too late
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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I'll try to clarify; if you sell your house & hide for 6 years the debt will go because it's not secured, most people wont do that or are too late
OK so if you're being sued how do you "hide", like get off the tax radar and stuff. It seems the UK is a way bigger surveillance society than the US. I'm glad that won't happen for Pat though.
 

Prison Enjoyer

"My father is not an active homosexual, stlaker"
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I know the entered evidence considered by the judge is limited to what was in the July 14th court filing, but, in the instance that Pat doesn't show, would Pawlowski be allowed to whip out his phone and show Sosnay that Pat is actively fighting the childs on Twitter as the hearing is taking place?

If legally permissible, and Fatty skips, this may be the best idea to elicit maximum punishment. Even without the Pretend Podcast clips there's still plenty of evidence ofc, but showing Big Dick Sosnay live evidence that Pat 100% is voluntarily skipping the hearing (& not having a family emergency, being in the hospital, etc.) would really hammer home that the issued warrant should be a full warrant for his immediate arrest rather than a bench warrant.

I expect that if Fat does skip, he will think that his bench warrant is a 'victory', not realizing that his next interaction with police (and following arrest) won't be during a swatting, but almost certainly while he's driving home drunk from the bar. Just as the license plates of many thousands of cars are ran through the system (often automatically) every day in every city, in scanning for vehicles reported stolen & those who's owners have warrants, the Rustang/Bike will cause a ping to any passing cop and get them looking to pull Pat over the second he goes 1 mile over the speed limit or briefly touches the centerline.
 

Chive Turkey

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OK so if you're being sued how do you "hide", like get off the tax radar and stuff. It seems the UK is a way bigger surveillance society than the US. I'm glad that won't happen for Pat though.
Civil debt collection isn't that high a priority for courts and they expect the plaintiff to do a lot of the heavy lifting. If the debtor's a big enough loser and piece of shit they can try to stall and stall. Might fuck them up in the long run but the creditors are the ones mainly getting screwed over by having to waste tons of their own money just keeping the ball rolling. Perhaps not that big of a deal for a major company but often a major headache for average Joe landlords dealing with a deadbeat tenant and the like. I'd imagine the US isn't that different in this regard.
 
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