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I wanna see the debtor's movie!

Jenna

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It was an amount exceeding 50k per person, not specifically 50k.

$50k was the minimum. If you were proven to have done nothing, you might get away with paying only $50k. Once the "every John Doe owes me $50k" rule was established, then Patrick could get started figuring out exactly how much more each Doe owed him.
 

Harry Powell

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I'm imagining some hot chick walked into his bar and put on some doe-like fuck me eyes and said, oh my God, are you Patrick S Tomlinson!?!

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And he looked at her and said, That's me, Patrick S Tomlinson. The most prominent sci-fi author in Milwaukee

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Then she's like, you've been served
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.......

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Whenever he seethes in a reply or whatever, I just know he’s making the “vote” face, and I laugh extra hard.

Disturbing, feminine-faced faggot
 

TheRevAlJolson

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Pat should get into Podcasting. Imagine the bucks chippah is making!?!? Thats a 100 views a day!!!!
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AntH looks like a corpse in an open casket here
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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I consulted with an attorney at the time Pat filed the LOLsuit. It was kind of hilarious because I just showed him all of my posts and he looked through my phone and text records and verified I never contacted Patrick, just shit posted on the forum. He then looked me in the eye and said seriously “if that guy ever sued you for posting on a forum, we could drag it out and get a couple extra dates out of it, under Louisiana’s Anti-SLAPP law you would get attorneys fees plus damages against him because it’s a direct violation of freedom of speech and freedom of expression” because none of my posts were defamatory.
 

FurBurger

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I consulted with an attorney at the time Pat filed the LOLsuit. It was kind of hilarious because I just showed him all of my posts and he looked through my phone and text records and verified I never contacted Patrick, just shit posted on the forum. He then looked me in the eye and said seriously “if that guy ever sued you for posting on a forum, we could drag it out and get a couple extra dates out of it, under Louisiana’s Anti-SLAPP law you would get attorneys fees plus damages against him because it’s a direct violation of freedom of speech and freedom of expression” because none of my posts were defamatory.
It would be funny if Quasi lets Pat get his bankruptcy under control, gets his money back plus interest, and then launches an anti-SLAPP suit against him.

Just to give him one more turn in the barrel.

EDIT: I wonder if any of the other John Does could SLAPP him? 60 suits, offering to settle out of court for $2-3k each, could be pretty funny. You sue him in California, he won't parTicipaTe, you get a default judgement and start the debt chasing process all over again.

That would be very funny.
 
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Honey Badger

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I'm imagining some hot chick walked into his bar and put on some doe-like fuck me eyes and said, oh my God, are you Patrick S Tomlinson!?!

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And he looked at her and said, That's me, Patrick S Tomlinson. The most prominent sci-fi author in Milwaukee

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Then she's like, you've been served
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.......

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I’ve never gone from six to midnight and back to six so quickly in my life
 

Prison Enjoyer

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Mike Glyer

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Archive for the brothermen reading this thread in the future: Thread on the Dan-FOIA'd documents of Pawlowski's contempt motion
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/dan-just-dropped-the-docs.40621/

Fatty has responded in the expected manner.
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The next arc is him constantly tweeting out spelling errors because he's getting titty fucked by Shatravius. He's going to be wearing that "crossing the finish line" face from his famous half marathon pictures.
 
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