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Fuck, here's hoping he's not in jail for gencon, that'd be terrible. With his luck he'd forget to tell them about his predicament and just no show, then that's that for speaker pat ever getting a gig there again.
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I actually started on duolingo and it's pretty good at starting you off slow. the funny/sad part is pat has been doing this for years and still has such shitty fluency when he didn't have to even learn a new alphabet. a real 1.78 dunce.Instead of finding a way to pay for his court ordered debt he spent the last 50 days learning how to ask where the library is in spanish.
Weird. Any self-respecting man's biggest fear is his children growing up without him. Have another drink, Pigger.also on July 14, while he was unusually quiet on Twitter he posted this on Post.news
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of course Pat doesn't understand the difference between refusing to abide by court order and taking the 5th.Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "So that's a yes. Subpoena his testi…
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Judge is older and probably won't look too much into anything Pat tweets or anything. What he will do is just behold the fat man, his indignant attitude disrespectfully protruding, and throw his ass in jail with the other Milwaukee animalsRick's precious Twitter following could potentially end up motherfucking him. 16, don't know dick about law but I imagine a judge being a lot more pissed off if you're making a mockery of the court in front of 55 thousand people vs a handful of friends and family on Facebook.
I'm gonna love political prisoner pat. I'm sure he'll suffer through this injustice with all the grace and humility of Christ himself.also on July 14, while he was unusually quiet on Twitter he posted this on Post.news
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Judge was watching Norm OJ SNL compilations on Jewtube in chambers right before court“Your honor, on September 11 2018, Mr. Tomlinson tweeted that he didn’t find Norm Macdonald funny”.
Judge: “GUILTY!!!!!!!”
Pat Raps redemption arcalso on July 14, while he was unusually quiet on Twitter he posted this on Post.news
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he can't help himself, he needs to vaguepost like a teenage girl does about her crush
The swatting is an open investigation, so they're holding the footage back until they can prove it's Pat; but an arrest on a bench warrant doesn't need to be investigated... so we should be good.can we FOIA any body cam footage? or because open investigation we cant?
Just imagine what he's going to be willing to do in jail to get his hands on a Twitter-enabled phone.Welp, for the 43rd time, our stlakers 1/...
Of course his mantra is a Dune quote. His whole existance is from shit he has seen on TV.also on July 14, while he was unusually quiet on Twitter he posted this on Post.news
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he can't help himself, he needs to vaguepost like a teenage girl does about her crush
Would be funny if he had drawn the line at Jedi Survivor.I’m a big fan of quasi. He doesn’t say a word no matter what I’m posting about, Jews, pedophiles, gay porn, jedi survivor. He enables my retardation quietly throughout.
The 4th better door kicking!If he doesnt show up, do you think the police know where to find him? I hope if it comes to that, that the arresting officer is the one that pat has screamed at during his courtesy calls. Boy, I bet the police station would get a kick out of seeing a warrant for the " swatting guy". Pat would think they are there for another " swatting " only to find out they are there for other reasons. That bodycam footage would be legendary because you know pat would put up a struggle.
$55k debt is the mind killer.also on July 14, while he was unusually quiet on Twitter he posted this on Post.news
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"This is the Milwaukee $55,000 fewchutive, child"$55k debt is the mind killer.
I will face the judge.
I will call him a child.
Only I will remain in prison.
It'll be that mulatto hothead that answers the swat calls and tries.to break down his door who will show up. Hell gently tap on his door and when Pat answers he'll just smile showing only teeth.Would be pretty funny if that door gets a loud knock and he takes out his phone all smug and fat recording it thinking he has the evidence he needs to sue the MPD.
Pat is really barking up the wrong tree here.Judge Sosnay seems to really dislike when debts are not paid in a timely manner.
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