I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Now that's what I call some hard-hitting analysis. How do you know he's only doing it part time? So he basically just sits at home cold calling the elderly and sells them welfare? Figures.

What i find interesting is Torque Wheeler complains on Twitter about the commission practices car dealerships have while acting like a sweet boy for the elderly earning money the same way

 

[BUBBLER]

Now that's what I call some hard-hitting analysis. How do you know he's only doing it part time? So he basically just sits at home cold calling the elderly and sells them welfare? Figures.

He sits in the attic and pretends that he's working out

 

[Martin]

@Martin glad to see you’re still around man. I knew you were a good dude when we pointed out your flaws and picked on you and you pretty much said “ya youre right. that was kinda gay of me but i realize the error in my ways. But its whatever. Im trying to change You guys are still hilarious and i dont care about your politics or whatever. Im just here to laugh”. Thats a real ass dude take on the situation. So much more rational than 99.99% of people that end up on this board. Id like to club the handful of people that were on the hate martin train.

Eh, the people who were intent on hating me were something I had to accept before I became involved. Becoming a target of this place for that week or so provided one of the most hilariously surreal moments in my life. When I came home from work and logged on to lurk some more and I saw that someone here with a lot of time on their hands, and decent drawing and parody songwriting talent put together and posted a video on youtube with a song parody of "you spin me round" that made fun of me for deactivating my Twitter for a day, while also depicting my dad fucking me through what looked like fairly impressive drawings on Microsoft paint. At that moment I realized this place was special and that I was envious of the fun you were having.

That's the difference between me and someone like Pat. I could never take myself seriously enough to not laugh at something so hilarious just because I was the one being laughed at. If something is funny, it's funny even if you're the one being made fun of. What he calls criminal, I call hilarious.

This place can be awful at times, but it is also great. All in all, I'd call it an awfully great place.

 

[Guest]

Eh, the people who were intent on hating me were something I had to accept before I became involved. Becoming a target of this place for that week or so provided one of the most hilariously surreal moments in my life. When I came home from work and logged on to lurk some more and I saw that someone here with a lot of time on their hands, and decent drawing and parody songwriting talent put together and posted a video on youtube with a song parody of "you spin me round" that made fun of me for deactivating my Twitter for a day, while also depicting my dad fucking me through what looked like fairly impressive drawings on Microsoft paint. At that moment I realized this place was special and that I was envious of the fun you were having.

That's the difference between me and someone like Pat. I could never take myself seriously enough to not laugh at something so hilarious just because I was the one being laughed at. If something is funny, it's funny even if you're the one being made fun of. What he calls criminal, I call hilarious.

This place can be awful at times, but it is also great. All in all, I'd call it an awfully great place.

Genuinely - I’m sorry about your childhood trauma brotherman.

What ever happened to the woman you were seeing who was married to a trans woman?

 

[guest]

Eh, the people who were intent on hating me were something I had to accept before I became involved. Becoming a target of this place for that week or so provided one of the most hilariously surreal moments in my life. When I came home from work and logged on to lurk some more and I saw that someone here with a lot of time on their hands, and decent drawing and parody songwriting talent put together and posted a video on youtube with a song parody of "you spin me round" that made fun of me for deactivating my Twitter for a day, while also depicting my dad fucking me through what looked like fairly impressive drawings on Microsoft paint. At that moment I realized this place was special and that I was envious of the fun you were having.

That's the difference between me and someone like Pat. I could never take myself seriously enough to not laugh at something so hilarious just because I was the one being laughed at. If something is funny, it's funny even if you're the one being made fun of. What he calls criminal, I call hilarious.

This place can be awful at times, but it is also great. All in all, I'd call it an awfully great place.

Blah blah blah blah blah that's what you sound like child

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

When is fuck face getting his day in court? I hate to think that pat can avoid the $40k hole he's dug for himself

 

[Treat Yourself]

When is fuck face getting his day in court? I hate to think that pat can avoid the $40k hole he's dug for himself

Jerry's still lubing up his big delicious Asian hog. Give him time.

Give him time, Wendy. Give him time.

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[BakersfieldChimp]

Try to find a precedent for a debt collection judgment that has the following

• It was fee-shifting - i.e awarded for the defense not the plaintiff
• Awarded in a state different from where the debtors assets reside
• The creditor is anonymous as a John Doe
• The creditor is an individual and not a company or debt collection firm. Meaning a firm would just sell it off or not pursue it.
• The debtor refuses to pay or settle. Not even a payment plan
• The debtor has not yet filed for bankruptcy
• The debtor is not judgment proof and has some assets

If this combination of circumstances has occurred in the past it's probably literally one out of every million. That's if this has ever actually occurred. Which it might not have.

If you quasi can't collect from this fat retard have him let us know. The pests could throw together a few bucks.

 

[Will Tate]

That's if this has ever actually occurred.

Sir, I did noT offer to fighT him.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Try to find a precedent for a debt collection judgment that has the following

• It was fee-shifting - i.e awarded for the defense not the plaintiff
• Awarded in a state different from where the debtors assets reside
• The creditor is anonymous as a John Doe
• The creditor is an individual and not a company or debt collection firm. Meaning a firm would just sell it off or not pursue it.
• The debtor refuses to pay or settle. Not even a payment plan
• The debtor has not yet filed for bankruptcy
• The debtor is not judgment proof and has some assets

If this combination of circumstances has occurred in the past it's probably literally one out of every million. That's if this has ever actually occurred. Which it might not have.

No child. BankrupTcy isn'T on the Table, litTle baby girl.

 

[guest]

Try to find a precedent for a debt collection judgment that has the following

• It was fee-shifting - i.e awarded for the defense not the plaintiff
• Awarded in a state different from where the debtors assets reside
• The creditor is anonymous as a John Doe
• The creditor is an individual and not a company or debt collection firm. Meaning a firm would just sell it off or not pursue it.
• The debtor refuses to pay or settle. Not even a payment plan
• The debtor has not yet filed for bankruptcy
• The debtor is not judgment proof and has some assets

If this combination of circumstances has occurred in the past it's probably literally one out of every million. That's if this has ever actually occurred. Which it might not have.

Maybe quasi could set up his own company or trust and sell or transfer the debt to them?

 

[guest]

I don’t know. I just hope that one day his money decides to LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Maybe quasi could set up his own company or trust and sell or transfer the debt to them?

Nice Company, Stupid, LLC

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There's a percentage fee or something. there are a lot of options, but for some reason that quasi guy doesn't want to broadcast everything he's doing .



hmmm

I hope that filthy street shitter bankrupts the Pigman and ruins his financial life forever.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Dying to know the details of the behind-the-scenes seTTlement negotiations, wondering if Pat even participates or just tells Jerry he's committing felony telephone harassment.

 

[Udders]

There will be a reckoning, we just have to let it play out.

 

[guest]

he can't

What?? Quasi can't collect or Patrick can't avoid? Please clarify.

 

[guest]

If you quasi can't collect from this fat retard have him let us know. The pests could throw together a few bucks.

I think a better idea would be some of the pests who don't mind being doxxed buying the debt from Quasi. I would certainly purchase at least a few grand worth of it.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I think a better idea would be some of the pests who don't mind being doxxed buying the debt from Quasi. I would certainly purchase at least a few grand worth of it.

I wouldn't buy the debt itself because that seems like a hassle if you ever actually want that settled but if Queso can get Susan I'd take it off his hands for the fair market value of $5k and we could all have a big barbecue if ya know what I mean.

 

[Dot Cumia]

Brinton is more stupid than you think. Or so I read from quasi on kiwifarms.

Poor guy pulled one of the dumbest, most stubborn clients on Earth during the beginning of his career and had his legal incompetence magnified as a result. I wonder if he really was fired due to how this case went.

I can't wait to see Pat start a shootout with the repo fellas and subsequently get sniped by SWAT for real.