I wanna clear something up about fat chicks.

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The unfortunate thing here, and im talking from experience, is it doesnt matter how nice of a man you are sometimes. I dated a girl that ended up in the psyche ward while I was with her, confirmed borderline personality disorder among other things. She was a goddamn mess, I was a saint. That video of her inhaling my dick saved my life. She used to hit herself, film the bruises and threaten to go to the police if I break up with her.

Sounds like a bad idea to have been dating her in the first place.

Pick your battles.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You actually do seem like a good dude. I don't think I'm a bad guy but I'm definitely crazy.

You’re not crazy, everyone else is crazy.

 

[PickleRickle]

Sounds like a bad idea to have been dating her in the first place.

Pick your battles.

They hide their psychopathy until its too late. I was young, so this kinda shit would never happen to me now. But, if a woman was sexy enough, I could easily see myself getting cocksucked good enough into an unwinnable battle.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They hide their psychopathy until its too late. I was young, so this kinda shit would never happen to me now. But, if a woman was sexy enough, I could easily see myself getting cocksucked good enough into an unwinnable battle.

Yeah and that has happened to me before but I was like the 50th dude in her life to treat her poorly by her definition so I don’t rank highly on the getting fucked over scale. You just have to be a little more sensitive than her last 40 exes.

 

[PickleRickle]

Yeah and that has happened to me before but I was like the 50th dude in her life to treat her poorly by her definition so I don’t rank highly on the getting fucked over scale. You just have to be a little more sensitive than her last 40 exes.

Lucky you. I was her first ever boyfriend. I am number 1 on the shitlist. I had this bitch get so mad before she decked my windshield and spider web cracked the whole thing, completely demo'd the window. Her dad was also my fuckin boss. I was so beyond fucked. She was lying to me that her dad used to rape her when she was a kid and shit, meanwhile she's hiding out at my house, getting drunk all day, when she's supposed to be saving money to get her own apartment. I get home, she's sloppy drunk, immediately wants to start scrapping with me. This bitch would park outside my workplace for months after dumping her, trying to con me into not being able to escape her. I had an actual stalkerchild.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lucky you. I was her first ever boyfriend. I am number 1 on the shitlist. I had this bitch get so mad before she decked my windshield and spider web cracked the whole thing, completely demo'd the window. Her dad was also my fuckin boss. I was so beyond fucked. She was lying to me that her dad used to rape her when she was a kid and shit, meanwhile she's hiding out at my house, getting drunk all day, when she's supposed to be saving money to get her own apartment. I get home, she's sloppy drunk, immediately wants to start scrapping with me. This bitch would park outside my workplace for months after dumping her, trying to con me into not being able to escape her. I had an actual stalkerchild.

Lol nice girlfriend, stupid,

 

[Wa4892]

Every woman swallows. If a woman says she doesn't swallow it means she doesn't swallow for you.

I'm thinking this might be a generational thing. IF all girls these days swallow, congrats to all you yung'ns out there. Hopefully you appreciate what you got.

Having said that, trust me, in the early 1980s into the early 1990s, all girls did NOT swallow. Back in the day it was more like:

One third of girls swallowed all the time
One third of girls wouldn't even let you cum in their mouth
One third of girls would let you cum in their mouth only after it became clear things were not a casual hit it and quit it sort of situation.
And the outliers ........ 2 girls in my life were so up tight they flat out refused to even give oral sex. Both said the thought of it with anyone disgusted them. In both instances, there was not a second date.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I'm thinking this might be a generational thing. IF all girls these days swallow, congrats to all you yung'ns out there. Hopefully you appreciate what you got.

Having said that, trust me, in the early 1980s into the early 1990s, all girls did NOT swallow. Back in the day it was more like:

One third of girls swallowed all the time
One third of girls wouldn't even let you cum in their mouth
One third of girls would let you cum in their mouth only after it became clear things were not a casual hit it and quit it sort of situation.
And the outliers ........ 2 girls in my life were so up tight they flat out refused to even give oral sex. Both said the thought of it with anyone disgusted them. In both instances, there was not a second date.

My sex life has existed from about 2002 ~ current, and my experience has been
1. Every single girl has given oral, except 1 (who had suffered a skull/jaw injury from cycling and couldn't open her mouth very far - that relationship listed about 4 days).
2. Of the girls from #1, every single one swallowed, and every one that I've asked has said they enjoy it and enjoy giving head in general.

I think you've been had, sir.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

We the people is gimmick where you fill out paper work, and file it with the city (i think) and pay like 500 bucks and it's over

she did the paper work, and I paid for it

she was a nice lady. We didn't fight or anything....we just......I dunno......she wasn't "the one that got away"

the wedding it self was justice of the peace....we did laundry that night....tada

God damn man you are weird as fuck. Pretty damn cool

 

[Build Black Better]

I knew you were a good boy. Im tellin you fellas, always get your girlfriends to let you film them sucking you to completion at least once. Its the best anti-blackmale material. They will never fuck with you if it goes south, no matter how borderline they may be. They will know what could happen.

I'm also anti-blackmale and anti-sheboon, especially when it comes to sex. I got to second base with a black chick in high school, but I just couldn't get past the smell and I'm not talking about rotten pussy. Never again.

 

[Wa4892]

My sex life has existed from about 2002 ~ current, and my experience has been
1. Every single girl has given oral, except 1 (who had suffered a skull/jaw injury from cycling and couldn't open her mouth very far - that relationship listed about 4 days).
2. Of the girls from #1, every single one swallowed, and every one that I've asked has said they enjoy it and enjoy giving head in general.

I think you've been had, sir.

I'll say it again, this is a generational thing. 2002 was a different world than 1982. In 2002 girls had access to online porn for at least 3 years before becoming sexually active and had Monica Lewinsky to show them the way of what a good blowjob entailed. If you benefited from this, that's great for you.

In 1982 girls were walking around in big bulky sweaters that covered their asses, petrified by Ronald Reagan and religious leaders making them think they would get AIDS if they just looked at a penis before they were married. There was no easy access to porn or nightly stories on CNN detailing exactly what Monica did to Bill Clinton. The fact that even one third of these girls in 1982 swallowed without any hesitation and another third could be talked into after several dates, is almost miraculous.

 

[Build Black Better]

I'll say it again, this is a generational thing. 2002 was a different world than 1982. In 2002 girls had access to online porn for at least 3 years before becoming sexually active and had Monica Lewinsky to show them the way of what a good blowjob entailed. If you benefited from this, that's great for you.

In 1982 girls were walking around in big bulky sweaters that covered their asses, petrified by Ronald Reagan and religious leaders making them think they would get AIDS if they just looked at a penis before they were married. There was no easy access to porn or nightly stories on CNN detailing exactly what Monica did to Bill Clinton. The fact that even one third of these girls in 1982 swallowed without any hesitation and another third could be talked into after several dates, is almost miraculous.

I remember those bulky ass-covering sweaters when I was in high school. What a boner killer for any (straight) teenage boy. The gym teacher even let the girls wear their baggy sweatshirts in the pool during swim class! My high school didn't have many slutty girls, but at least a few of them wanted to show off their bodies in the pool. Got to see a little bit of underboob. I was never into flat chested girls, but I was happy to get a glimpse of anything back then. The most tit-illating moment at school was when this girl who was singing and really starting to swing the microphone around was wearing a loose blouse and no bra. My friend was on one side of her and I was on the other, and he looked over at me and whispered if I just saw that, and I was like hells yeah! When she had her arms up you could see straight through her blouse from one armhole to the other and her nips were standing at attention. An exhibitionist like that was a rare unicorn back in those days. It also made me realize that flat chested chicks are at least better for a peek.