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Hey, leave him alone! He's a good boy. Want to hear me fucking up real bad? I had some chick talking about sexual tension while I was ripping the label off of my beer bottle. I didnt get it.
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Weren't you in your late 20s in 2005?
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I was only 18 and so was she. She wouldn’t take my pants off before she saw a condom. She stopped talking to me because I didn’t want to take her to prom. I was her age but a grade older due to months.
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Haha I don’t care. Blaze is my boy. He’s speaking his truth and also possibly the truth.
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This might be one of those rare cases where she actually didnt suck dick. She probably got cheesed once really fucking bad and thought thats just what dicks like. What a wasted opportunity for blowjob memories to beat off to forever. Stupid bitch.
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It’s an old Bobby joke that I love where he goes, “you hate me but I’m still fucking you.” Meaning you still jerk off to her memory.
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Yeah this actually seems plausible. More along the lines of "she doesn't suck dick yet"
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Hah! thats pretty good for Bobby
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His “Just the Tip” cd/special is really really funny.
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I was either in my 20's or 30's
I know that because it didn't happen in my 10's or my 40's
don't make me have to take off my shoes, and do math
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I’d text her but about a year ago I deleted everyone in my contacts who I hadn’t talked to in over 2 years.
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Damn. You could have started off with "Hey do you suck dick yet?"
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She was friends with my old friend’s ex. I’m assuming she’s married now. All things considered, I wish I didn’t delete the nudes but I always made it a point to not hang onto them after I stopped seeing a chick. I’m not a good guy but I’m not a scumbag either.
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I knew you were a good boy. Im tellin you fellas, always get your girlfriends to let you film them sucking you to completion at least once. Its the best anti-blackmale material. They will never fuck with you if it goes south, no matter how borderline they may be. They will know what could happen.
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I don’t like to put it this way but I’m not a bad or crazy dude so I’m not worried about that stuff. I always treat women with at least a modicum of respect. I dated one girl who was crazy enough to probably try dragging me through the mud but I’d be like seventh on her list. My first real ex’s next boyfriend threw a brick through her car window. I’m not that guy, I usually get broken up with for being distant or an addiction. I’m not asshole in that sense. Selfish? Absolutely.
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It's ok pal we still like you.
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The unfortunate thing here, and im talking from experience, is it doesnt matter how nice of a man you are sometimes. I dated a girl that ended up in the psyche ward while I was with her, confirmed borderline personality disorder among other things. She was a goddamn mess, I was a saint. That video of her inhaling my dick saved my life. She used to hit herself, film the bruises and threaten to go to the police if I break up with her.
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You picked the only part of that statement that made sound bad or crazy haha. It’s cool though, you’re my boy Blaze.
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You actually do seem like a good dude. I don't think I'm a bad guy but I'm definitely crazy.