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Wait you were married?my ex wife was skin and bones
fucking her was like fucking a bag of tusks
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Wait you were married?my ex wife was skin and bones
fucking her was like fucking a bag of tusks
She wanted to eat them while you were fucking?
DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!fucking her was like fucking a bag of tusks
2005 for less than a yearWait you were married?
Point taken. My opinion is swallowing is the cherry on top. However, again in my opinion, it is critical the girl lets you orgasm to completion in her mouth. If she doesn't, it's not even a blowjob. It's, she gave you a handjob while sucking your cock a little.does anyone really care about this?
I'm just happy i'm cumming and I'm not by myself
What does that mean? Is it like an annulment?2005 for less than a year
we "we the people'd" the divorce
the divorce was legit because she was able to get remarried this year, and there were snags in getting a new marriage license so "we the people" is legit....
I’d rather blow a load on her than down her throat. Clean it up.Point taken. My opinion is swallowing is the cherry on top. However, again in my opinion, it is critical the girl lets you orgasm to completion in her mouth. If she doesn't, it's not even a blowjob. It's, she gave you a handjob while sucking your cock a little.
Seriously, if a woman is giving head and does not let you cum in her mouth, it will never be better than mediocre. And, I apologize for getting graphic but, if a guy goes down on a woman and is two fingers deep rubbing her g spot and his lips are wrapped around her clitoris like a vacuum seal, then, just as the woman's orgasm starts, the guy takes his mouth off her clit and just rubs it with his thumb, and his fingers are sliding in and out no longer near the g spot ....... there is NO woman on the planet who would say that is an acceptable way for an oral sex encounter to end.
AND that's leaving out the part if a guy ever ran to the bathroom right afterwards, gagging, retching, spitting in the sink screaming "it's so disgusting!" Again, no woman would tolerate a man doing this but it's not uncommon for women to do.
We the people is gimmick where you fill out paper work, and file it with the city (i think) and pay like 500 bucks and it's overWhat does that mean? Is it like an annulment?
Sounds kind of sad but I’m glad you got off cheap.We the people is gimmick where you fill out paper work, and file it with the city (i think) and pay like 500 bucks and it's over
she did the paper work, and I paid for it
she was a nice lady. We didn't fight or anything....we just......I dunno......she wasn't "the one that got away"
the wedding it self was justice of the peace....we did laundry that night....tada
Every woman swallows. If a woman says she doesn't swallow it means she doesn't swallow for you.Point taken. My opinion is swallowing is the cherry on top. However, again in my opinion, it is critical the girl lets you orgasm to completion in her mouth. If she doesn't, it's not even a blowjob. It's, she gave you a handjob while sucking your cock a little.
Seriously, if a woman is giving head and does not let you cum in her mouth, it will never be better than mediocre. And, I apologize for getting graphic but, if a guy goes down on a woman and is two fingers deep rubbing her g spot and his lips are wrapped around her clitoris like a vacuum seal, then, just as the woman's orgasm starts, the guy takes his mouth off her clit and just rubs it with his thumb, and his fingers are sliding in and out no longer near the g spot ....... there is NO woman on the planet who would say that is an acceptable way for an oral sex encounter to end.
AND that's leaving out the part if a guy ever ran to the bathroom right afterwards, gagging, retching, spitting in the sink screaming "it's so disgusting!" Again, no woman would tolerate a man doing this but it's not uncommon for women to do.
Lots of truth to this.Every woman swallows. If a woman says she doesn't swallow it means she doesn't swallow for you.
The second hottest chick I ever fawked didn’t suck dick. You’re putting a whole new perspective on this for me.Every woman swallows. If a woman says she doesn't swallow it means she doesn't swallow for you.
it wasn'tSounds kind of sad
I had a bitch with a tongue ring tell me she doesnt suck dick. Women are retarded. But after fucking her, there was blood everywhere, and it didnt smell like nasty ass period blood. Makes me think she was a virgin but kept it hidden. The onlyyyyy time a chick refused to suck.The second hottest chick I ever fawked didn’t suck dick. You’re putting a whole new perspective on this for me.
What was the point of the tongue ring then?I had a bitch with a tongue ring tell me she doesnt suck dick. Women are retarded. But after fucking her, there was blood everywhere, and it didnt smell like nasty ass period blood. Makes me think she was a virgin but kept it hidden. The onlyyyyy time a chick refused to suck.
Well no kidding, right? Heres this device on her tongue that makes licking your dick and balls feel a touch nicer, but she's not gonna do it? What is it, you do here?What was the point of the tongue ring then?
It's sweet that you believed that pal.The second hottest chick I ever fawked didn’t suck dick. You’re putting a whole new perspective on this for me.
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