I See It Now, Child

[captain_kamala]

Nice humble bragging that you went to University in my home country, stupid. Why wouldn't I make it about me? You got your elongated labia knocked around there for 4 years, over half of my family still lives there. I'm the conquistador, you're the drunk tourist.

ok tio. i love my españoles always. vosotros sois tough headed.

 

[captain_kamala]

I bet you get the get Publix subs. The sub makers always hook up their latino/POC friends.

no im not a big fan of sandwiches and bread.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

idk he thought i was dumb?

he thought right

 

[guest]

ok tio. i love my españoles always. vosotros sois tough headed.

Why'd you call me your uncle?

mantente dorado, miha. Sabes que te quiero aunque seas negro.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

no im not a big fan of sandwiches and bread.

She doesn't put the top piece of bread on her sandwiches.

 

[captain_kamala]

She doesn't put the top piece of bread on her sandwiches.

dont give away my diet secrets. i am wearing my skinny jeans right now as i type this !!!

 

[captain_kamala]

Why'd you call me your uncle?

mantente dorado, miha. Sabes que te quiero aunque seas negro.

in spain tio is like dude or bro. or at least it was in 2006. i'm old as fuck.

 

[guest]

in spain tio is like dude or bro. or at least it was in 2006. i'm old as fuck.

You might be right. I've never heard of that though. I think you might mean Tipo.

Anywho you're not that old I was 22 in 2006.

 

[captain_kamala]

You might be right. I've never heard of that though. I think you might mean Tipo.

Anywho you're not that old I was 22 in 2006.

What does the Spanish word TÃo/TÃa or plural TÃos mean in English?

If you have spent any time talking to Spaniards in Spain, at some point someone has probably called you tío or tía […]

seriouslyspain.com

are you really challenging me after i told you i speak spanish fluently

 

[guest]

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are you really challenging me after i told you i speak spanish fluently

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I trust the Spanish speakers I've hung out with, and the only people I've had to practice with is mainly Mexicans.

So we were both right. SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT TOUGH GUY???

 

[captain_kamala]

Urban Dictionary: tipo

Dude or brother or similar terms to describe someone or a friend.

www.google.com

I trust the Spanish speakers I've hung out with, and the only people I've had to practice with is mainly Mexicans.

So we were both right. SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT TOUGH GUY???

i don't talk like that now. i speak south florida spanish. it's all good.

 

[guest]

i don't talk like that now. i speak south florida spanish. it's all good.

So you're just giving me a hard time to give me a hard time? This tipa over here.

I've always tried to explain this to people but nobody ever gets it: European Spanish and Mexican Spanish is like American English and English English.

 

[guest]

i don't talk like that now. i speak south florida spanish. it's all good.

Also here's me every minute and a half when I'm talking to Mexicans: "estas hablando muy rapido"

Those motherfuckers talk like they're on METH.

 

[captain_kamala]

Also here's me every minute and a half when I'm talking to Mexicans: "estas hablando muy rapido"

Those motherfuckers talk like they're on METH.

the spanish i speak is caribbean, mostly cuban and i add a lil twist of dominican because i'm morena. i appreciate all dialects. i'm actually a little bit of a language nerd i can understand and attempt to speak any dialect of english spanish portuguese or french in the americas. and i took like high level classes in it. yeah.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Masturbate? I masturbate constantly and I can fuck GREAT. Also I'm the only circumcised Hispanic guy I've ever met in my entire life other than my dad, so ya know... No smegma too

No tienes prepucio? Sorry Atalker, no tienes brown pride.

 

[guest]

the spanish i speak is caribbean, mostly cuban and i add a lil twist of dominican because i'm morena. i appreciate all dialects. i'm actually a little bit of a language nerd i can understand and attempt to speak any dialect of english spanish portuguese or french in the americas. and i took like high level classes in it. yeah.

Cool

 

[guest]

No tienes prepucio? Sorry Atalker, no tienes brown pride.

I'm not brown I'm white, stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

Just fuck already faggots

 

[captain_kamala]

Just fuck already faggots

i already checked spanish guys off of the bucket list. pass.

 

[guest]

i already checked spanish guys off of the bucket list. pass.

And I wouldn't fuck a nigger with a niggers dick, so I'm good.

Other people might be into beastiality but I'm not.