I See It Now, Child

[AntsBatteryCharge]

i knew one who had to be circumcised at like 21. he said a girl broke his foreskin but i highly doubt that. i fucked him before and after and there was no difference, he was lousy both times.

 

[captain_kamala]

i just googled him lmao

 

[captain_kamala]

oh and he told me in spanish that he had been circumcised and he didn't think i would understand the word or phrase or whatever so he explained that now he had a penis "como los judios" (like the jews)

 

[guest]

oh and he told me in spanish that he had been circumcised and he didn't think i would understand the word or phrase or whatever so he explained that now he had a penis "como los judios" (like the jews)

Why didn't he just say "Me he sometido a una circuncisión"? Like you would have heard the word circumcision and knew what he was talking about.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He wants to be his living dilator

Repulsive enough to skip speculation and be granted fact-hood.

 

[captain_kamala]

Why didn't he just say "Me he sometido a una circuncisión"? Like you would have heard the word circumcision and knew what he was talking about.

idk he thought i was dumb? but i wouldn't be able to pull those words out of my ass no sir. bien hecho.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I've tried getting into other lolcows but they all just seem so boring and uninteresting. I even just started watching the Chris Chan docs (up to ep 10) and it's more sad than funny or interesting. I know where he ends up obviously but so far it's not that entertaining.

I believe Chris Chan could have been beaten into being a person.

Patrick has to be beaten into a pulp.

 

[guest]

idk he thought i was dumb? but i wouldn't be able to pull those words out of my ass no sir. bien hecho.

Come on Spanish isn't that hard once you start learning it. A lot of the English language is actually cribbed from Spanish and Latin so there are a lot of words that are very similar. Besides you seem like a smart girl, I bet you'd take to it like a duck to water.

 

[captain_kamala]

Come on Spanish isn't that hard once you start learning it. A lot of the English language is actually cribbed from Spanish and Latin so there are a lot of words that are very similar. Besides you seem like a smart girl, I bet you'd take to it like a duck to water.

um lol thats the bit. i speak spanish fluently. i went to school in spain and just a year ago when i was in a different neighborhood with a different job i didn't speak english at all most days. anywhere i go from mcdonalds to the bank people talk to me in spanish (i'm not an animal like you think, i look latina)

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I believe Chris Chan could have been beaten into being a person.

Patrick has to be beaten into a pulp.

They've both definitely been failed right out of the gate by horrible parenting.

 

[guest]

um lol thats the bit. i speak spanish fluently. i went to school in spain and just a year ago when i was in a different neighborhood with a different job i didn't speak english at all most days. anywhere i go from mcdonalds to the bank people talk to me in spanish (i'm not an animal like you think, i look latina)

I like how you said that was the bit like I knew anything about you. That's awesome though, where in Spain where you at? My mom is from Mataró. Shit if you actually went to school there you probably speak Spanish better than me lol.


Also, breaking the fourth wall a little bit here: don't think you're an animal. Just think racism is hysterical on the internet.

 

[captain_kamala]

I like how you said that was the bit like I knew anything about you. That's awesome though, where in Spain where you at? My mom is from Mataró. Shit if you actually went to school there you probably speak Spanish better than me lol.

i lived in madrid most of the year, and alicante in the summer like a true spaniard. i love it there but they are not subtle with their racism.

 

[guest]

i lived in madrid most of the year, and alicante in the summer like a true spaniard. i love it there but they are not subtle with their racism.

Hey nigger did you not read the part about how I said I wasn't really racist? Jesus... YOU people.

Yeah I've found that since we're white Europeans but we're a spanish-speaking race, we overcompensate HARD on minorities. Generally speaking, I'm American born so I really don't have any of that "spic insecurity" that's some of my cousins do.

 

[captain_kamala]

Hey nigger did you not read the part about how I said I wasn't really racist? Jesus... YOU people.

Yeah I've found that since we're white Europeans but we're a spanish-speaking race, we overcompensate HARD on minorities. Generally speaking, I'm American born so I really don't have any of that "spic insecurity" that's some of my cousins do.

you better not be racist because you're a nigger convicted felon. you talk a lot of shit for someone who isn't racist

 

[guest]

you better not be racist because you're a nigger convicted felon. you talk a lot of shit for someone who isn't racist

Hey just because I'm good playing the role doesn't mean I'm a method actor okay?

 

[captain_kamala]

Hey just because I'm good playing the role doesn't mean I'm a method actor okay?

nice making my experience in a country about you personally, stupid. anyways they had no problem telling me at the door me and my moroccan buddies couldn't get into the discoteca. stuff like that. so i ended up spending a lot of the time in the bad immigrant neighborhoods that they tell you not to go to and i had a blast.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Agreed. I’m 100% convinced that all the zoomer incels today exist because of their crippling porn addictions. God help us when VR porn becomes mainstream.

Go browse through incels.is - some of the most pathetic faggots on this planet. I guarantee you every single one of them sits on the computer all day watching porn, never groom their faces/hair, never hit the gym, have shitty attitudes/personalities, then blame women for their status as lifelong virgins.

I've had the same thought. Most of my nephews got smartphones when they were eight or nine years old, which means ready access to the kind of porn that was known as "hardcore" when I was growing up. I was jerking off to the Sear's catalog and Barker's Beauties on the Price is Right and didn't see my first actual dick in pussy porn until I was twenty. If I had grown up with ready access to porn, the first few times I had sex wouldn't have been so awkward, but it definitely would have warped my brain and I probably wouldn't have been so driven to lose my virginity as soon as possible.

 

[guest]

nice making my experience in a country about you personally, stupid. anyways they had no problem telling me at the door me and my moroccan buddies couldn't get into the discoteca. stuff like that. so i ended up spending a lot of the time in the bad immigrant neighborhoods that they tell you not to go to and i had a blast.

Nice humble bragging that you went to University in my home country, stupid. Why wouldn't I make it about me? You got your elongated labia knocked around there for 4 years, over half of my family still lives there. I'm the conquistador, you're the drunk tourist.

 

[NoBacon]

JDA you’re good egg but that shit comic you made about the school girl is some lame pedo shit and you should feel bad for creating it

 

[guest]

um lol thats the bit. i speak spanish fluently. i went to school in spain and just a year ago when i was in a different neighborhood with a different job i didn't speak english at all most days. anywhere i go from mcdonalds to the bank people talk to me in spanish (i'm not an animal like you think, i look latina)

I bet you get the get Publix subs. The sub makers always hook up their latino/POC friends.