I See It Now, Child

[CarolMaxheinie]

Masturbate masturbate constantly and I can fuck GREAT. Also I'm the only circumcised Hispanic guy I've ever met in my entire life other than my dad, so ya know... No smegma too

I can back your claim with ~20 years of personal, dedicated research. Cut Latinos are very rare..out of a sample size of several hundred I can think of one I’ve encountered. It was weird.

 

[captain_kamala]

I can back your claim with ~20 years of personal, dedicated research. Cut Latinos are very rare..out of a sample size of several hundred I can think of one I’ve encountered. It was weird.

i knew one who had to be circumcised at like 21. he said a girl broke his foreskin but i highly doubt that. i fucked him before and after and there was no difference, he was lousy both times.

 

[guest]

I mean how do you know? That must be an awkward icebreaker

Because I was my dad's caretaker when he was dying of COPD.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pornography is as destructive to your mind as any fawkin’ drug brothermen. Use your imagination and beat off to normal fantasies

 

[guest]

i knew one who had to be circumcised at like 21. he said a girl broke his foreskin but i highly doubt that. i fucked him before and after and there was no difference, he was lousy both times.

What did you think the circumcision was going to help or something?

You're pretty screwed if you grow up uncircumcised because on average I heard those dudes bust pretty fast. I guess it has something to do with cut guys growing up with the glans of their dick always exposed and rubbing against their underwear so we're pretty much desensitized.

 

[Udders]

This forum section, an almost 300-page thread on Kiwifarms and myriad other evidence would agree with you

He truly is an exceptional Lolcow that gives lots of milkies.

I once said I sold the other cows, even notorious ones like Drachenlord, when Patty came into my life. He's just that good. (Meaning fat)

I've tried getting into other lolcows but they all just seem so boring and uninteresting. I even just started watching the Chris Chan docs (up to ep 10) and it's more sad than funny or interesting. I know where he ends up obviously but so far it's not that entertaining.

 

[42069]

Masturbating to porn is the bees knees

 

[guest]

Because I was my dad's caretaker when he was dying of COPD.

No, I didn't mean your dad, and sorry to hear that. I meant every other Hispanic guy you've ever met. I got a chuckle out of the idea of you being like "Hey Cesar, good to meet you man. By the way, are you clipped or what?"

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I can back your claim with ~20 years of personal, dedicated research. Cut Latinos are very rare..out of a sample size of several hundred I can think of one I’ve encountered. It was weird.

Carol really sowed his wild oats... goddamn... respect, faggot.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Carol really sowed his wild oats... goddamn... respect, faggot.

Thanks. It’s good cardio and stress relief, plus I was always told I needed to socialize more.

 

[guest]

No, I didn't mean your dad, and sorry to hear that. I meant every other Hispanic guy you've ever met. I got a chuckle out of the idea of you being like "Hey Cesar, good to meet you man. By the way, are you clipped or what?"

I found on average we are way more sexually open than most people, so there's a lot more casual nudity between Hispanic and Latino people. Couples will just get naked and get in a hot tub together or everyone will skinny dip, change in front of each other, etc. We don't really care. So I've seen quite a few penises that look like a fist caught in a jacket sleeve.

 

[guest]

Thanks. It’s good cardio and stress relief, plus I was always told I needed to socialize more.

You wanna make it hundreds.... Plus one?

 

[bovinebrain]

Pornography is as destructive to your mind as any fawkin’ drug brothermen. Use your imagination and beat off to normal fantasies

Agreed. I’m 100% convinced that all the zoomer incels today exist because of their crippling porn addictions. God help us when VR porn becomes mainstream.

Go browse through incels.is - some of the most pathetic faggots on this planet. I guarantee you every single one of them sits on the computer all day watching porn, never groom their faces/hair, never hit the gym, have shitty attitudes/personalities, then blame women for their status as lifelong virgins.

 

[guest]

Agreed. I’m 100% convinced that all the zoomer incels today exist because of their crippling porn addictions. God help us when VR porn becomes mainstream.

Because we didn't have porn when we were teenagers in the '90s? Where'd you grow up salt lake city?

 

[captain_kamala]

What did you think the circumcision was going to help or something?

You're pretty screwed if you grow up uncircumcised because on average I heard those dudes bust pretty fast. I guess it has something to do with cut guys growing up with the glans of their dick always exposed and rubbing against their underwear so we're pretty much desensitized.

no i actually prefer uncut. it just feels better and more natural.

 

[guest]

no i actually prefer uncut. it just feels better and more natural.

Yeah I know but I'm talking about human females.

 

[bovinebrain]

Because we didn't have porn when we were teenagers in the '90s? Where'd you grow up salt lake city?

Porn was different back then. Today you can search up an unlimited supply of 4K quality porn with all kinds of crazy fetishes from a device that fits in your pocket. Porn back then wasn’t good enough to trick your brain into thinking it’s the real deal.

 

[Mike Glyer]

your wife is a fat cow

The Pavlonian response never fails the second another woman gets attention on these forums.

 

[guest]

Porn was different back then. Today you can search up an unlimited supply of 4K quality porn with all kinds of crazy fetishes from a device that fits in your pocket. Porn back then wasn’t good enough to trick your brain into thinking it’s the real deal.

Oh okay I get what you're saying. Like we just had girly mags, now you can download any type of depraved weird tranny furry foot fetish shit you want.

 

[Will Tate]

Because we didn't have porn when we were teenagers in the '90s?

Not instantly available on our choice of personal digital devices, we didn't. Shit, when I was a lad I had to play "Where'd Dad Hide His Skin Mags THIS Time?" before I got to flog the bishop.