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I literally have not had sex since 2019
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The last time I drank was when I went out with that cunt who forgot her ID... Two weekends ago. And I realized how evil I became when drinking, it was like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. So I haven't drank since then.
Good job pal I'm proud of you.
This thread got me thinking, I'm gonna go with the longest I went with no sex, no blowjob, no nothing was about a year. Long story short, I was dating a girl I thought I was going to marry. On the exact day I first thought "I have to start looking at engagement rings" ...., literally that DAY she dumped me.
I did not handle it well and declared love was bullshit and every night for the rest of my life would be a one night stand. After six months of that I was just exhausted from running around with whores and semi-whores. So I went in the whole other direction and declared I would not so much as put my hand up a girl's shirt unless it was a serious relationship.
It took about a year but I survived and ended up getting married to the next serious girlfriend I had.
I did not handle it well and declared love was bullshit and every night for the rest of my life would be a one night stand. After six months of that I was just exhausted from running around with whores and semi-whores. So I went in the whole other direction and declared I would not so much as put my hand up a girl's shirt unless it was a serious relationship.
It took about a year but I survived and ended up getting married to the next serious girlfriend I had.
whoa whoa- take it easy "romeo"
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Wow. Did some girls not like how you wouldn't make a move?
Actually, yes!! This happenened twice and both asked "are you gay?" In both instances, it was the third date and I was asked why I hadn't made a move. Apparently, three dates in, it's not a good idea to say to a woman " I just want to be sure I like you before anything happens."
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Once I had the hottest chick ever and there was no way I couldn't have not fucked her on the first date. But for 99% of other chicks, I could wait. I may try that.