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I have a broken rib and I get cluster headaches!! Leave me alone!!!
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I have broken ribs and the hiccups
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At least you got your dick sucked. I'd say you're in the plus column, overall.
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You know NOTHING
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I am going to slumber. And I will slumber the slumber of giants. When I awake I shall fucken you ALL upon the ass!
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You know, I'm just trying to be positive here.
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It's almost 4:20am here. Blaze it.
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I'm blazin' it. This is a new, updated, hip, Xtreme Vigoda who smokes weed we're working with. They call me "Nitro."
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I did a superman on a BMX once. I didn't land it and smashed my balls, but I did it.
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Is that short for "Nitro, the guy who breaks his ribs performing autofellatio?" If so, I can see why you shorten it.
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It's short for Nitro @Pepper Hicks Pepper Spray Is A Smelly Minority And Should Be Hung By His Neck From A Tree Until He Expires.
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That's certainly a mouthful. Maybe bigger than that mouthful you got when you licked the tip Abe.
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According to those hahaniggers Key & Peele, having diarrhea is actually what makes you GAY.
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FRIG OFF I'M NOT GAY!
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Take it easy, Chainsaw
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Growing up sucks.I'm coming to the Anthony-esque conclusion that my problems are literally just mine even when I've made sure to try to solve every problem everyone I know has.
Nobody actually cares about me
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I was the drunkest ghost in the whole wide world last night.
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You subpoenaed so many people. You know that'll piss off the judge.
Hopefully it's Judge Milian. That way I can talk to her in Spanish and explain it was a goof. We have that age gap where I can talk to her like mi tia.