I have broken ribs and the hiccups

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

loving that pfp dood, wish my inputs would stop getting dropped ackackackackack

*high pitched squeal* SHUTTHEFUCKUP!!!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

SHUTTHEFUCKUP!!!

 

[guest]

I'm not going to remember any of this after I sleep, so play your fucking faggot retard cards any way you see fit, nigger.

"faggot card" is what I call that signed photo, so there

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"faggot card" is what I call that signed photo, so there

You're dead to me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have no @Pepper Hicks Pepper Spray

 

[guest]

You're dead to me.

Real rich, coming from a ghost. Hey everybody, get a load of this self-sucking specter over here!

Now all my friends are gonna come laugh at your stupid ribs.

 

[guest]

Now all my friends are gonna come laugh at your stupid ribs.

They're gonna be here any minute. Boy are you gonna look like an idiot then.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

If we rib one of Abes post in here are we making his situation better or worse?

 

[guest]

If we rib one of Abes post in here are we making his situation better or worse?

Way worse. He'd probably appreciate it if no one ribbed him ever again, what with his trauma and all.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So what? So I took a hot yoga class. So I broke a rib trying to suck my own arthritic cock. So what? As if every single person on this forum hasn't broken their ribs in the exact same fashion.

We don't need women, fag. We learn to be like water, Bruce Lee style and we suck our own dicks here.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

So what? So I took a hot yoga class. So I broke a rib trying to suck my own arthritic cock. So what? As if every single person on this forum hasn't broken their ribs in the exact same fashion.

We don't need women, fag. We learn to be like water, Bruce Lee style and we suck our own dicks here.

This reminds me there's that entire episode of Metalocalypse that is just about them sucking their own dicks. Great episode. Never even got to lick my own tip so I can't weigh in on the real critique in the work I'm referencing but I did laugh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't need any of you. I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. All I need is a wig and a role to disappear into like Bob Denurro or Al Paccico.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This reminds me there's that entire episode of Metalocalypse that is just about them sucking their own dicks. Great episode. Never even got to lick my own tip so I can't weigh in on the real critique in the work I'm referencing but I did laugh.

I actually am able to lick the tip. I don't though, because I'm not fucking GAY.

 

[guest]

I don't need any of you. I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. All I need is a wig and a role to disappear into like Bob Denurro or Al Paccico.

Do you wear a wig when you suck your own dick?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually am able to lick the tip. I don't though, because I'm not fucking GAY.

This is a fact, btw. Blowing yourself is gay, no matter how often you dream about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you wear a wig when you suck your own dick?

Yes. And I still broke a rib doing it. Don't be a homo like me, break your ribs eating pussy like Martin fucking Landau.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I actually am able to lick the tip. I don't though, because I'm not fucking GAY.

How do you know you can lick it...?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How do you know you can lick it...?

Because I... SHUTTHEFUCKUP!

 

[guest]

How do you know you can lick it...?

Because his ribs are broken.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate you all. I worked for Microsoft! I'm an FBI agent! I've been molested 37 times!