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I have broken ribs and the hiccups

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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What happened, Abe?
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When the fuck do you sleep?

What the fuck do you think happened, IDIOT??

I got excessively drunk and got the hiccups, and before that I broke a rib doing basic manual labour that I've been doing my whole life. My body's falling apart, I have cancer and it's YOUR fault. That's why you haven't received your signed photo. That's the truth.
 
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I'm supposed to give a massive shit and picm up the slack whenever anyone I know gets hurt. Including people that I fucking pay to do work for me. But when I get hurt I should just suck it the fuck up though, right? Even when I jostle my stupid faggot body in any direction it knocks the fucking wind out of me.
 
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One time I was gay faggot taking jiu-jitsu and this black guy in his 50s was sparring with me. He was about 145-150 and I was 185-190. It was on foot, the initial scramble and I tried a double reversal, like pushing into his pull and then reversing. Hard to explain but I fucked it up so bad that I ended up flinging myself to the mat, flat on my back with this dude in the air above me. He landed on my ribs with his knees cracking like 4 of them. Both sides. A whole month of that shit. Sorry dude.
 
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OldGravyEgg said:
One time I was gay faggot taking jiu-jitsu and this black guy in his 50s was sparring with me. He was about 145-150 and I was 185-190. It was on foot, the initial scramble and I tried a double reversal, like pushing into his pull and then reversing. Hard to explain but I fucked it up so bad that I ended up flinging myself to the mat, flat on my back with this dude in the air above me. He landed on my ribs with his knees cracking like 4 of them. Both sides. A whole month of that shit. Sorry dude.
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You're right. At least a nigger didn't shatter my entire ribcage.

I'm mostly pissed off about my summer being ruined. I do a lot of kayaking. I feel like that's bad for the ribs. Then again, I ain't a doctor or nothin', but they basically said they heal on their own. Perhaps if I power through the pain I can develop super-ribs with extra-flexible cartilage. I can turn my negative into a positive. Like Shane Nokes and his neuropathy hand.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
You're right. At least a nigger didn't shatter my entire ribcage.

I'm mostly pissed off about my summer being ruined. I do a lot of kayaking. I feel like that's bad for the ribs. Then again, I ain't a doctor or nothin', but they basically said they heal on their own. Perhaps if I power through the pain I can develop super-ribs with extra-flexible cartilage. I can turn my negative into a positive. Like Shane Nokes and his neuropathy hand.
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If you wish to occupy yourself in plaster, I could make some up.
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