Home improvement Pat is about to make another appearance

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think Wrinklepaws is on the right track. He is going to buy just a circ saw take off a few inches and return the saw. That fence didnt even do anything but mark the property line. Its not exactly keeping people out.

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You live in Milwaukee, retard

 

[NoBacon]

Nice home improvement, stupid.

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it’s so pathetic this is the “after” photo he bragged about. It looks like something from the ukraine

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

So who can Pat blame for inflation costs? I thought he said people need to “shut the fuck up” about high gas prices, but what about lumber? It’s almost like Pat is a big fat hypocrite.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Doesn't he make six figures?

He’s said “well over” six figures and his wife almost as much - but not more than him because that’s not allowed.

 

[Mikekeke]

Can you get sawing equipment into the city?

Remember when the rascals discovered that Niki hired a professional to refinish the floor after Pat lied about doing it himself for days on Twitter?

I miss the cat piss floor thread, there were some real gems in the old Qadan's Selects section.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Why would a successful six figure author worry about lumber prices?

Seems like it's no longer a Trivial amounT, I wonder if there's any debts he has to keep in mind now?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Probly the fence broke because of him always SITTING on it! What with... his nonpartisan and unconfrontational approach... to politics. tsss.

 

[guest]

He’s said “well over” six figures and his wife almost as much - but not more than him because that’s not allowed.

Weird how with well over $200k of income and no children to care for that they bought a house for only $275k with a sub-prime mortgage. I guess they’re trying very hard not to use their white privilege? Admirable

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Probly the fence broke because of him always SITTING on it! What with... his nonpartisan and unconfrontational approach... to politics. tsss.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence.
It toppled over because he's immense.

 

[N64 Cube]

This should be good

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I guarantee he has no idea what a circular saw is, or how to operate one. He heard it from a bunch of real men at Home Depot talking about one.

 

[bombvest]

I hope he cuts his tweeting fingers off with that saw

 

[Brooke Shields]

"hog wire fence"



How's he not notice we're being coy with our fake accounts

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I guarantee he has no idea what a circular saw is, or how to operate one. He heard it from a bunch of real men at Home Depot talking about one.

I want to see people berate him for lack of prowess with a circular saw and watch as he goes and buys one out of spite and begins to cut up wood to prove how manly he is...
Then see how long it takes before he tweets from the hospital with his thumb in a bag of frozen chicken nuggets...

 

[cliveowen]

The circular saw + eyeware + Gloves + saw table + lumber would run him at least 500 or so, that isn't including the wood he would eventually waste.

He could just buy a new fence section for 70 dollars and install it or hire a guy to install it and still be below 300, fat retard

I can't wait to see which circular saw Pat gets. He will either wind up with some corded $30 black and decker saw, or a $500 60v DeWalt framing saw.

 

[Meownaw]

Fucking ribs. Also nice "we stand in solidarity" by using an emoji, stupid.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I can't wait to see which circular saw Pat gets. He will either wind up with some corded $30 black and decker saw, or a $500 60v DeWalt framing saw.

Pat has to have the best of everything thats how he rolls, he will then rattle off the specifications on the side of the box like he knows what he is talking about

 

[CuntFucker .]

Did Niki hire some niggers through Facebook to do that job?

 

[SFWA liaison]

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damn you climate change, I miss the old pre industrial revolution days when wind didn't exist

god this people are retarded

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

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Fucking ribs. Also nice "we stand in solidarity" by using an emoji, stupid.

Gotta go fat.

There's no way pat will be able to resist arguing with sonic the hedgehog.

 

[Meownaw]

Gotta go fat.

There's no way pat will be able to resist arguing with sonic the hedgehog.

No you did not collect every emerald and ring, child. That is another one of your delusions.