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Never thought I'd ever see Athlean-X on here, getting the business.View attachment 10751
another cryptojew, just like fauci hiding behind his wopness "im italian ohh!"
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Never thought I'd ever see Athlean-X on here, getting the business.View attachment 10751
another cryptojew, just like fauci hiding behind his wopness "im italian ohh!"
See: Sam HydeEven with a shitty diet, if he was lifting regularly he'd have built some muscle. He'd be a fat fuck still but a muscular fat fuck (ask me how I know).
Exactly. Abs are made in the kitchen and, unless you're Michael Phelps and burning insane calories every single day with elite level genetics you're not going to get anywhere by sabotaging yourself the way this fat, lazy slob does. He'll never lose weight because he thinks every small effort should be rewarded with 1000 calories.The thing is Diet is 90% of the weight loss. You can go to the gym 3x a day and run miles but if you drink lots of beer and eat shit you're not gonna lose weight. You MAY maintain your terrible physique but you won't get in shape.
I'm a fat fuck with some muscles.How do you know?
Just lay back and enjoy it, little one.I feel like I'm being raped looking at these photos.
Lmao 30 minute run and thinks he deserves tacosEven when he was still pretending to run half marathons he would post stuff like this during his progress updates.
I’ve never met any kind of serious athlete who needed to reward themselves with a beer or tacos every time they train.
Lol, you’re assuming he’ll actually use this. It’ll be collecting dust.We can dream lol. Imagine that bar with 135 (Rick's real max) missing the hook and crashing in to his fish mouth, knocking out his yellow choppers, breaking his jaw bone, then rolling off down his hill like chins, onto his upper chest, before coming to a rest on his melons. That would be awesome.
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