Home gym looking stellar

[TorqueWheeler]

I’ve been busy so haven’t kept totally up to date on stuff here for the past couple of days but I didn’t see anyone mention how Pat proved us all wrong again by finally unveiling the home gym!

Every home gym needs cheap, plastic furniture, boxes of junk and an inflatable snowman. I need to get some for my own gym.

 

[guest]

Wait, is thst finished? Theres no safety bars. If the bar comes crashing down on him, he's fucked. Yay.

Wait I dont know what that is. Is it for bench press?

 

[guest]

Where's the weights?

 

[guest]

Where's the weights?

Bar and weights not included, it looks like. And I doubt he will ever buy them.

 

[guest]

He doesn't even have a barbell lol.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wait, is thst finished? Theres no safety bars. If the bar comes crashing down on him, he's fucked. Yay.

Wait I dont know what that is. Is it for bench press?

It’s an all in one elite level training system, child.


Marcy Olympic Weight Bench for Full-Body Workout MD-857, Grey/Black

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I guess the plyo boxes are situated on the other side next to the spackle buckets.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Why did he cut the sheetrock in half instead of laying eight or even ten foot piece lengthwise? its not even up to the ceiling way he has it now

 

[RoTheHo69]

If he already supposedly benches 250 lbs why get the MD-857 which holds 300 lbs of weight?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

If he already supposedly benches 250 lbs why get the MD-857 which holds 300 lbs of weight?

300 total? He can't even lie down to read a book on that thing then

 

[guest]

Guarantee at some point he buys an Olympic bar and a couple hundred pounds of weights. He's not going to lift but he's one of those guys who will load 225 or so on the bar and then take a picture like he's going to lift it.

Either that or he'll buy the real looking fake weights and "prove" that he's benching 250.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Guarantee at some point he buys an Olympic bar and a couple hundred pounds of weights. He's not going to lift but he's one of those guys who will load 225 or so on the bar and then take a picture like he's going to lift it.

Either that or he'll buy the real looking fake weights and "prove" that he's benching 250.

I can't wait until he actually tries to load 250 and goes "OHHH, so that's why they thought I was a big fat liar"

 

[guest]

II guess he doesn't need to squat, those tree trunks are kept bulging by carrying all of his broad chest and shoulder muscle.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

II guess he doesn't need to squat, those tree trunks are kept bulging by carrying all of his broad chest and shoulder muscle.

He actually could, provided that he realized that's what those J-cups facing backward are for before he positioned them right next to the wall

Speaking of J-cups...

 

[guest]

He actually could, provided that he realized that's what those J-cups facing backward are for before he positioned them right next to the wall

Speaking of J-cups...

That was why I said he won't be squatting, the wall is 6 inches away.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I’ve been busy so haven’t kept totally up to date on stuff here for the past couple of days but I didn’t see anyone mention how Pat proved us all wrong again by finally unveiling the home gym!

In the upper right hand corner of this photo, do I spy with my little eye one of these things? Why would you have that in your attic?

 

[Stent]

Sweeeet A-10A Warthog model, Rick. Do you make the gun noises when you hold it above your head? Brrrrrttt! Just kidding. You're too drunk to assemble model kits these days with your swollen greasy sausage fingers.

 

[MonsterSteve]

The barbell and weights cost a good chunk of change. Fatty probably didn't think of that. A good set of those 45 pound plates is PURRRDY EXPENSIVE! (Young Jim Norton accent)

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In the upper right hand corner of this photo, do I spy with my little eye one of these things? Why would you have that in your attic?

Wrong again, child.

Century-Original-Wavemaster-Training-Black

Pat’s in training for the day @covidcumia ’s son is in Hooligans waiting to beat his ass.

 

[42069]

He needs to tweet more