Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dunno if I just missed this one in the thread or if it wasn't posted but I think it's funny Pat didn't leave his usual review on her profile. I bet he was seething that she dared to point out something negative.

" Welp, our stlakers blew out our pilot light and tried to give us the sniffles."

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Dunno if I just missed this one in the thread or if it wasn't posted but I think it's funny Pat didn't leave his usual review on her profile. I bet he was seething that she dared to point out something negative.

That sounds dangerous. Does airbnb know about the faulty water heater and gas leak?

 

[Dog Eater]

Dunno if I just missed this one in the thread or if it wasn't posted but I think it's funny Pat didn't leave his usual review on her profile. I bet he was seething that she dared to point out something negative.

Bet he’s seething at her profile pic too.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Bet he’s seething at her profile pic too.

Probably so since the guy who said "Jesus loves you :)" in his review got a much shorter review from Pat.

 

[BoomerSperg]

They don’t give a shit. His place is $99 for 3 bedrooms and allows pets, it’s unheard of cheap. I’m surprised they aren’t crowing about the electricity or indoor plumbing.

It's unreal that $99 is considered cheap for staying at a half hovel in a ghetto. I booked a decent hotel last minute for mothers day in a big city in Texas and it cost me $87 a night for three nights. It included a decent breakfast for free and a pool that no one else ever used.

Why people use airbnb is beyond me.

 

[porquedealer]

It's unreal that $99 is considered cheap for staying at a half hovel in a ghetto. I booked a decent hotel last minute for mothers day in a big city in Texas and it cost me $87 a night for three nights. It included a decent breakfast for free and a pool that no one else ever used.

Why people use airbnb is beyond me.

its 3 bedrooms - so equivalent of three basic budget rooms.
your pets can shit everywhere and jannypat has to clean it up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's unreal that $99 is considered cheap for staying at a half hovel in a ghetto. I booked a decent hotel last minute for mothers day in a big city in Texas and it cost me $87 a night for three nights. It included a decent breakfast for free and a pool that no one else ever used.

Why people use airbnb is beyond me.

I really hope a bunch of rowdy n persons rent it then cause all kinds of trouble by having a big party. I’ve seen a couple of those stories on the news where they were renting some small to medium size place for the night and they had like 100 people over and a couple were shot.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It's unreal that $99 is considered cheap for staying at a half hovel in a ghetto. I booked a decent hotel last minute for mothers day in a big city in Texas and it cost me $87 a night for three nights. It included a decent breakfast for free and a pool that no one else ever used.

Why people use airbnb is beyond me.

Because you get 3 bedrooms, living room and a kitchen. Do you not see the appeal of that if you have a group?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Because you get 3 bedrooms, living room and a kitchen. Do you not see the appeal of that if you have a group?

I do but I'd rather pay ten bucks less a night to stay at a hotel in a nice area.

Yeah more than one room would be expensive but that's why you make the kids sleep on the floor.

I think it's me getting older but the idea of staying at a weirdos house just doesn't sound good regardless of the price.

 

[Sputnik]

It’s all relative. I am in an air BNB for work and I pay $40 a night and the lady walks my dog. Nice kitchen and bathroom. And it all gets expensed to you, the tax payer.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I really hope a bunch of rowdy n persons rent it then cause all kinds of trouble by having a big party. I’ve seen a couple of those stories on the news where they were renting some small to medium size place for the night and they had like 100 people over and a couple were shot.

Stolen furniture is also common. Evidently down in Australia AirBnB is close to pulling out of there beacuse the Australian Parliament is seriously talking about a law where they have to refurnish a unit ruined by renters and reimburse the AirBnb host defrauded. For a while people with not much money were renting luxury rooms down there with stolen credit cards and stealing all the furnishings in cities in like Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra and taking them to furnish their own squalid apartments.

I want this party to hit the trifecta: a shooting, stolen furnishings and massive damage to the unit.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Stolen furniture is also common. Evidently down in Australia AirBnB is close to pulling out of there beacuse the Australian Parliament is seriously talking about a law where they have to refurnish a unit ruined by renters and reimburse the AirBnb host defrauded. For a while people with not much money were renting luxury rooms down there with stolen credit cards and stealing all the furnishings in cities in like Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra and taking them to furnish their own squalid apartments.

I want this party to hit the trifecta: a shooting, stolen furnishings and massive damage to the unit.

They're starting to get regulated in FL because gangs (niggers) started renting them out for weekend bible studies and police are kicking down doors in nice neighborhoods.

 

[N64 Cube]

I really hope some trumper still pays the fee and pat gets into a fight with them.

Hopefully it'll be with a legit knife fighter

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

They're starting to get regulated in FL because gangs (niggers) started renting them out for weekend bible studies and police are kicking down doors in nice neighborhoods.

Thank god you clarified which race those gangs were in. In Florida I might’ve assumed it was Puerto Ricans! Lol, jk.

Yeah they need some regulation. Some have become as seedy as the hotels the people renting them are trying to avoid. My buddy had a bachelor party last summer and we stayed in an AirBnb in New Orleans. Hard to sleep with all the tourists and Chocolate locals screaming outside all goddamn night. If I hadn’t been drinking like a tourist in the French Quarter I would’ve drive home. I wasn’t drunk enough to drown out the dopes sadly.

 

[Guest]

It's unreal that $99 is considered cheap for staying at a half hovel in a ghetto. I booked a decent hotel last minute for mothers day in a big city in Texas and it cost me $87 a night for three nights. It included a decent breakfast for free and a pool that no one else ever used.

Why people use airbnb is beyond me.

I haven’t found a decent hotel room for under $150 in like 5 years.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I haven’t found a decent hotel room for under $150 in like 5 years.

Depends on city honestly. I go to Cincinnati for work every few months, and there’s usually some decent shit hanging around between $75-$125 a night. Usually across the river in Kentucky. $75-$125 a night in Miami, Tampa, Orlando, Atlanta or Houston gets you a nice view of hookers, drug deals and someone getting shot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Stolen furniture is also common. Evidently down in Australia AirBnB is close to pulling out of there beacuse the Australian Parliament is seriously talking about a law where they have to refurnish a unit ruined by renters and reimburse the AirBnb host defrauded. For a while people with not much money were renting luxury rooms down there with stolen credit cards and stealing all the furnishings in cities in like Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra and taking them to furnish their own squalid apartments.

I want this party to hit the trifecta: a shooting, stolen furnishings and massive damage to the unit.

I remember they were having issues with groups renting nice large houses then like I said inviting 150 n persons and they would cause all kinds of trouble to these nice rich neighborhoods but they can’t just refuse to rent to n persons so they were in a pickle about what to do about it. With Pat I can see a bunch of ratchet blacks like ages 16-25 somehow rent his place then throw a huge party with noise complaints, weed smoke everywhere, people all over, fights, and fat bitch Pat crying for them to be quiet - he would have to call the police he he’s currently suing which would just make things all kinds of awkward for him. Just imagine pig is telling them to be quiet while they drink 40s and twerk on his mustang

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I remember they were having issues with groups renting nice large houses then like I said inviting 150 n persons and they would cause all kinds of trouble to these nice rich neighborhoods but they can’t just refuse to rent to n persons so they were in a pickle about what to do about it. With Pat I can see a bunch of ratchet blacks like 16-22 somehow rent his place then throw a huge party with noise complaints, weed smoke everywhere, people all over, fights, and fat bitch Pat crying for them to be quiet - he would have to call the police he he’s currently suing which would just make things all kinds of awkward for him.

We support BLM child, I’m also suing the Police I can’t call them!
Please stop smoking those cigars in here and ask your friends to leave, little one!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We support BLM child, I’m also suing the Police I can’t call them!
Please stop smoking those cigars in here and ask your friends to leave, little one!

That’s why it would be so funny - ally Pat and Niki “black trans lives matter” would be in a real pickle when it comes to “those people” being a problem in their home. I’d pay to see some black guys roast piggy - “look at dis niggas head!”

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That’s why it would be so funny - ally Pat and Niki “black trans lives matter” would be in a real pickle when it comes to “those people” being a problem in their home. I’d pay to see some black guys roast piggy - “look at dis niggas head!”

Wait whatchu suin the Pigs fo, cracker?
If you must know child, they violated my civil rights
What? You ain’t got no civil rights honky, you ain’t no nigga!
But I’m just like y’all! The Police are violating my rights!
Aw hell naw whitey you ain’t just say you’s a nigga! *a punch knocks Pat down as his skull thuds off the concrete and 10 black guys beat him like he’s Reginald Denny*
The End *takes bow*