YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!
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Only thing worse than a management stooge is a union rat, you're a good egg. I'll leave a sixer in your locker, brother
Worst thing that's ever happened to me. I have to live.
A russian guy named Alex, the dithcord jewth are thertainly going to dockth you now!
Boq actually has my last name too. I handed it over voluntarily.
Alexander Kalashnikov, now you're definitely toast
I'm Alexandre cuz a fucking french Canadian transliterated my name when I moved here.
Why is it that BoqPosters can come and go, leave for periods of time, but the Boqster posts more than all of us. Like, he's got super important emails not getting responded to right now and he's telling jokes to no one, but he accuses the Boqsquad of having only this place. Something just doesn't add up, folks.
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Is it really? I’ll pray for you, I’m not sure when. I’ll do it, though,
Even if you think it’s all bullshit, spend the next week at least being open to it, without any motive, just that you want a relationship with God.
I'll never leak it.
CQ Beans
I do look forward to these little love notes. I’m just glad I don’t own a pet rabbit. I’m not going to be ignoooored, CQ.
Trust me. I'm in so much pain I'll try anything.
What exactly are you afflicted with right now, what sort of infection?
I know you won't. Why else would I have given it to you? I can tell someone's character in a fucking minute of conversation. I know you're a good dude.
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An abscess on my dominant hand.
What do you think about this vocaroo, coming from a guy who said he would rape your nephews?
Weird. How did you injure yourself in the first place? Ive had an abscess under a tooth once, that was the worst pain in my life when he pulled the little fucker out, a piece of jaw bone came out with it. He did say I have the biggest jaw he's ever seen, so that was cool. He fucked my mouth while he put me under.
I'm a drunk who falls all over the place. I don't remember the exact fall that caused this.
You said you had emails to reply to, but then continued posting here instead.
Get a job.